Luna knows what you did last night

Death stranding dragnoc: uhh....

Luna: I saw.

Saw what seeing me kill a BT

Fatass: oh god oh fuсk

Luna: I SAW

Fatass: AAAAAA

Luna: You stole my Minecraft cartridge :(

Fatass: wait i didn't do that :(

Luna: Oh... Wait, what...DID...you do last night?

Fatass: i went to the lego website... WITHOUT PARENT PERMISSION :(

Luna: Wait...no...I saw you last night. You didn't take my cartridge, nor go to the lego website, WHAT WERE YOU DOING???

Fatass: CALLING AMONGUS IMPOSTOR AT 3:00 AM :((((

Luna: YOU NEVER DID THAT EITHER!!!

Fatass: WHAT DID I DO??? :((((((

Luna: THE FUNI! THE FUNI, FATASS.

Fatass: i forgor 💀

Luna: 😑

Fatass: i rember now 😀

Luna: TELL ME >:(

Fatass: i did the funi :)

Luna: SO YOU ADMIT TO MASTURBATING TO DAVE?
Dave: 0-0 w-what...!

Fatass: wait what

Luna: YOU DID!
Dave: the f**k?

Fatass: I DIDN'T

Luna: *demonic voics* LIES!

Fatass: i masturbated to david, not dave

Luna: DAVE, DAVID, SAME NAME!

Fatass: no, David is Dave's rival

Luna: Show me >:(

Fatass: https://fridaynightfunking.fandom.com/wiki/Vs._Dave_and_Bambi:_Golden_Apple_Edition?file=Davididlegapple.jpeg

Luna: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Fatass: see? i didn't masturbate to Dave, he's cool

Luna: COOL ENOUGH FOR MASTURBATION! >:(
*grabs Fatass*

Fatass: WOAH HEY HEY IM SHORT WATCH WHERE THAT HAND GOES

Luna: *drops Fatass*

Fatass: *relieved_sigh.wav*

Luna: You'll never be safe from me >:(
Dave: *curled up in a ball, crying*

No Soul?:

Luna: I SAW

No Soul?: "YOU SAW ME WATCHING TUTORIALS ON HOW TO KILL MY KIDS AND NOT GET CAUGHT?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!"

Luna: Oh... That's not what I saw

No Soul?: "Well then, what DID you see?"

Luna: Masturbation

No Soul?: "I'm a floating head..."

Luna: 😐

No Soul?: "Or maybe i'm a painting."

Luna: .-.

No Soul?: "death"

Luna: noice

No Soul?: "u"

Luna: no

No Soul?: "shut"