Shit

Ignore the comments

Let's talk about being adopted (yes, yes, yes) let's talk about you being adopted

But, nobody gave a f**k ( nobody gave a f**k

Let's add more in here

when did you last make a bad roast? For me it was the 24th of neverary

And still looking like a discord mod (like a discord mod) and the mirror shattered

lol

Roasted the shit out of a furry

brooooo, give link

I want to fire my own shot, I got a good one

thx man, he'll feel like going to hell now

Yes

You? Making a funny comment? It's a legend I don't believe.

Well first off please gtfo

Second of all you leave because you are not old enough

Third of all you are still triggered by an argument

Well, that's nice and all, but I believe you are the triggered one. I shall leave you to your rage while you insult me to cover up your pain.
Goodbye!

"Sure" "leave" i am not suffering but your insults are lame at bruno

I did not insult you dude!

Shut up you are not funny, didn't ask, bozo+ cry Abt it and you did insult me dumbass

I said you were triggered. Are you not? Your statements like 'dumbass', 'bozo', and 'shut up' tell me you are angry.

Not mad, you are mad, + hoes mad+ no father?

Whatever dude chill

Cry Abt it cringe

Cringe like this meme

Didn't laugh

hey man, here. This kid will be stopped. He has messed with one of MY comrades, and I do not take that lightly

He has a fantasy stream, his father isn't there

and neither are his fantasies

Bozo

Also nobody f**king mentioned you

dumb grandma on helium acting like a f**king furry
Taking too much drugs making my sight go blurry
Shitty fake japanese accent making me go eat curry
dumb bitch of a meowbahh name makes me have fury
we must kill that furry to restore my jerry

You are not funny+ bitch+ cry Abt+ you fell off+ adopted

Your existincse? You actually being funny and having a father? It's a myth that i don't believe you unoriginal f**k

as you can see, I have more knowledge in roasts than your IQ altogether. I can end your whole career. They don't call me the meme sheriff for nothing. I can draw my gun faster than you can say "that fricking killed me"

Nobody calls you the meme sheriff.

actually many do, but I don't give a crap

Ok

Many people have given me that title. Maybe look into stuff before assuming

Alright sry

no worries

Go take a piss

Why not

I did what i did, i kinda deserved it

IDC but cool anyway

A little bit more Oliver twist

Syl

We are older than you, delete your account, f**k it your existincse

Aye SHUT THE F**K UP.

Or u are out of mercinaries.

No not really because i just joined

I got connections u can get kick as quick as u joined.

Why?

Who me or the kid who thinks he's older?

Both if he is even in.

I stopped the argument now but this bitch is triggered rn

Cool the situation down without an argument if u can’t do so u don’t deserve to be a mercenary show what u can do we are watching you.

I am tho...

Also the hater of fruits made me mercenary because i love arguing and promoting me and ik that we are in a war

Arguing and escualating a dumb ass situation are different things. Think of a debate thats the type of “argument” we need.

Why most mods should stop being mods and ban them for a god reason

Good*

Bc most abuse their power to support their “friends”

Imgflip should extend the replies and don't why tf say that they get more females

They say that when they run out of roast thats why ppl say “u get no “bitches”

When people Take a joke too literal

(Not me because my brain keeps lagging)

Eh i just dont care simple

Why politics are f**ked up in the us with bunch of idiots in Quora

U switching between 2 subjects to one 1 i dont kw abt 2 i barely care abt 🙃

Eh idc either

🙃🥱

You think you're older but that is mentally untrue

I am actually

Phydically maybe.

*physically

Didn't ask

Didn't laugh

Don't care

YB better

Adopted

Cry about it.

No chocolate or almond milk in the fridge

Get canceled

Get a life

Touch grass

Hoes mad

Discord mod

Entitled

You live under a bridge

Skill issues

Grammer issues

Furry

Low payed job

Ratio

Counter-ratio

Your birth certificate is just an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Copy and paste, I'm friends with the original creator of that roast.

there is no creators, that roast came from an unknown source. And I don't fricking care, I'll use it

Hey man, did you hurt yourself? cuz it's killing me

When did you last have intelligence? The last millennia?

Dude I wasn't born in the last millennia

IDC

Not to body shame, but your waifu body pillow told me that it'll take a year for your memory foam mattress to forget you.

I don't use a memory mattress!

might as well

No hard feelings! Plz...

Thank you for your entire existence

When you stepped on the scale I'm surprised it didn't say "bro you need to work out"

lol

No hard feelings

I know these are targeted at me but they still funny

Kudos. I like my creativity sometimes. No hard feelings man

Lmao

:)

you having a life is something I can't believe. You have just messed with the comrade of the meme sheriff, me. You may have seen me deal with front page offenders. But if you haven't, you best not try to mess with me

thx man. not too bad yourself

your name sounds dumber than when my brother said that Markiplier was from FNAF

hey bro, your memes are so bad it made my great great grandpa cringe in his grave. You really suck at comebacks, or roasts in general

where's your fighting spirit? In bed with your imaginary girlfriend?

Why would I have an imaginary girlfriend you perv? Stop whining on the internet because the world doesn't revolve around you and your comrade. Can't think of an original roast; stolen every roast off the internet. I may not be good at coming up with roasts, but at least I am the original creator! You have stolen every roast you have ever heard just because you can't deal with hate.

I don't care about creativity. I don't fricking care WHO created these roasts, I use them. And you are a perv if you are a furry

It's an amine body pillow that's a minor what he does for a living

it must hate having to be squished by his belly button

the back of your head is chubbier than a pack of wieners

I want to be mad, but that was a quality roast. Kudos!

Kudos. No hard feelings plz, I'm fighting you in the name of friendship. Messing with my friend isn't OK, but I don't really have a quarrel with you personally

you're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard

:/ no hard feelings man

Me and my friend roast you till you're more burnt than what you cooked for dinner last night, 11 YO