ONCE, I TURNED THE VOLUME ON THE TV ALL THE WAY DOWN AND TOLD MY FAMILY TO BE QUIET. WHEN MY SISTER WALKED IN, SHE ASKED "WHY IS THE TV ON MUTE?" AND I MOVED MY MOUTH AROUND SILENTLY, TRYING TO TRICK HER THAT SHE HAD BECOME DEAF. SHE IS 6. SHE FELL FOR IT. I AM PROUD OF MYSELF.