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376 views 3 upvotes Made by anonymous 4 years ago in MS_memer_group
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[deleted] M
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At 9:41 PM CST on July 4th, 2007, the Permian Basin Superorganism Natural Preserve (known colloquially as the “Mystery Flesh Pit National Park”) experienced a catastrophic disaster which resulted in over 750 fatalities, and over 1,800 major injuries. In the weeks following the incident, approximately 18,000 individuals from the surrounding communities sought medical and psychological treatment for ailments including breathing problems, chest pains, shortness of breath, nausea, birth defects, hallucinations, depression, anxiety, internal bleeding, sore throat, and headaches as a direct result of contact with gastric ejecta which had been introduced to the atmosphere.

Investigators have concluded that this disaster was chiefly characterized by a premature geobiological consumption event caused by the catastrophic failure of critical park infrastructure to constrain and limit the gastric, motor and neurological actions of the Permian Basin Superorganism.
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1 up, 4y,
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how unfortunate
[deleted] M
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
fleshy fact:
there’s mystery flesh pit rule 34 on reddit 🙂
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1 up, 4y,
1 reply
WH

WHAT THE FU
[deleted] M
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
you’d assume I’m joking
man I wish I was too
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1 up, 4y,
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Show me a picture, just censor the nasty shit.
[deleted] M
0 ups, 4y
I just renember seeing it on the subreddit
I don’t renember
Just uh
Search up mystery flesh pit r34 and look for a link to reddit
[deleted] M
1 up, 4y
Nice
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https://i.imgflip.com/6corat.gif
I didn’t know cookie run fans are islamic terrorists.
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0 ups, 4y,
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I know, right?
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0 ups, 4y
LMFAOAOAOOA
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