Ask my gender what happened there, I dare you

You know when you throw a bouncy ball at the wall and it just bounces around, from wall to wall, out of control?

THATS WHAT YOUR MOTHERF**KING GENDER IS DOING

But mine never hits the wall… nor floor… nor ceiling…. It levitates

So its like when you throw a helium balloon

yes, because im not technically genderfluid

My gender is F**K IT I DONT KNOW

HAHA YES

Ah, fair enough

i never feel like 100% female or male, at most I’m demi

This song just came on in my Spotify shuffle and its intense

haha, thats how i feel when a love song plays

It's called You Can Count On Me by Trophy Eyes

Uhm… a few years ago… our school did a talent show… my friend and his brother sang it together…. It obvs sounded amazing but I crigned

Cool!

I don’t even know why it is relevant

Wait they allowed a song mentioning drugs

I actually think it’s by Bruno Mars now

That would make more sense.

I think it was like you can count on me like 1 2 3, and they song it to each other

Wait… it might be a different song called You can count on me

The first words of the song are

Some of my friends sell drugs, but I just sell sad songs to the people that feel alone, so you can count on me when it all goes wrong

Or smthn along those lines

Oh then yep it’s different

woah

ya

yeah

Yep

ye

Yep

mhm

Mmmmm

mm?

Hhhhhmmmmmmm

HMmmMmmmmMmmmM

Food

lol

im hungry, but i dont like either

smae

Ham and cheese

wha-

Nhmhmhmhm

hmmmmm

Mhmhmhm

mhm

Holy shit

Gender is crazy as f**k