Just give a copypasta to nar:
Please give me mod, I've been grinding MSMG every day and I know I would be a great addition to the mod team. I am such a good moderator I own 4 stream and I would really like to mod one that has more than 150 members. I am the goodest boy you could ever find. My iq is at least 270. Please if you read this take into consideration.
