The English language is dumb

THESE WORDS ALL RHYME AND ARE SPELLED DIFFERENTLY; HI IS SPELLED H-I; MY IS SPELLED M-Y; BUY IS SPELLED B-U-Y; BYE IS SPELLED B-Y-E; WHY IS SPELLED W-H-Y; DIE IS SPELLED D-I-E; NIGH IS SPELLED N-I-G-H; THAI IS SPELLED T-H-A-I; EEI IS SPELLED E-E-I; KAWAII IS SPELLED K-A-W-A-I-I