remember: you can live on one kidney and/or one lung

bladder

1 kidney

ah yes, more organs to donate

lol

i can make my record of donating 200 kidneys even higher

🤨

i dare you post it in cursed comments lmao

ok

heart

saving another one's life by killing yourself, i see

appendix

i acquire: 1 appendix

you acquire: free 1-way ticket to heaven for saving a patient's life

the funny thing is, is that we don't need appendixes

hol up i said vital organs *attaches the appendix back in place*

now i can steal your liver for not donating a vital organ

WAIT TAKE A KIDNEY

ok lol

i mean, i have too many livers in storage so i gotta make sure they don't expire

actually dont im just gonna hop around imgflip and hope you dont stalk me and create a huge controversal topic about my kidneys okay?

bru-

why would i stalk someone

uh

have a wonderful night

cya later sometime ig lmao

ok

wait
no
actually
mandle
some funky ass shit I don’t know how to translate into english

well i can't really remove the bladder w/o removing your dong so-

Take my diabetic friends pancreas it's not like it f**king works anyway

K lol

Kidney so i can buy a new PC