*or drowning pool's "sinner" album

AHHHHHHHHHH JOSH THE BABY IS COMING HELPPPPPPPP

me who studied the anatomy of both males and females:

*baby flies out into your face*

*my lego head detaches*

haha

good news!

it's a healthy Panzerkampfwagen IV

no it’s not

a girl would have gone splat (turns to liquid) if it struck my head

a boy would bounce off like rubber

although passive until provoked by Russian aircraft, a panzer will decapitate when it flies 879235 km/h to someone's face

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this also indicates your husband (also my bro in law) has German ancestors