DEAR GOD,
I CAN'T FIND MY GREG
ABBOTT VOODOO DOLL
(I THINK I BURNED IT),
SO PLEASE, PLEASE DO
SOMETHING.
BITSY; IT'S A BIG
WIN/WIN
FOR ALL
STRAPPED
REAL AMERICANS. President Biden announced an historic agreement
with Mexico late this evening. In exchange for priority rights
to buy Mexican gas and oil, the Lone Star state will revert to
Mexican ownership. Texans will therefore legally be Mexicans
again as of Friday noon. Calling the deal "Asses for Gases",
Biden said it kills two birds with one stone. Details remain to; (CNN) -
