PoV: Blob :3

Blomb: b l o m b

blob: hewwo good sir, are you a bomb

Blomb: no

blob:aww okie

D3: "Blob..."

Blob: blob is blob. he fine

D3: "I've died several times..."

Blob: I'm 10375 years old!

D3: "Oh... cool..."

Blob: ... in blob years

D3: "Oh..."

Blob: it 10 time hooman year

D3: "Huh..."

Blob: *goes flat and sleps*

*D3 sleeps*

Blob: Hiya!

D3: "Blob... talks?"

Blob: yesh

D3: "What does blob do?"

Blob: blob

D3: "What else?"

Blobl: eat the souls of the innocent and the uninnocent

D3: "Oooooh..."

D3: "I've always wished I were cuter..."
*D3 lays down on the floor*

Blob: I like eating paper

D3: "I wish I could eat stuff..."

Blob: paper and people tasty

D3: "I kind of wish I were a blob..."

blob: everyone thinks you cute at first... then you get to know them and they think ur useless

D3: "People rarely think i'm cute... and they all know i'm useless..."

Blob: you're pwetty! :3

D3: "Not really..."

Blob: I wike you :3

D3: "I bleed like a human being..."

Blob: AAA! >:3

*D3 is already a bit cute*

Blob: *playfully bites nose*

D3: "I honestly wish I looked more like you..."

blob: you get to be in a jar and sleep all day

D3: "That sounds kind of nice..."

Blob: It bowing!

D3: "But my life is just as boring..."

Blob: a piece of paper...

D3: "Yeah..."

Blob: zz

*D3 is asleep*

Blob's owner: *carefully puts him in the jar*

*D3 is sleeping on the cold, hard floor*

Blob's owner: *puts d3 on the couch with a blanket on him* *leaves*

*D3 is having nightmares*

Blob: *tryes to escape the jar and succeeds* *hugs d3

*D3 is a bit happier now*

Blob: *slep on his forehead*

*D3 sleeps happily*