Hol up

Have Moses hit them with the Ten Commandments

You want Moses to hit children…….

Im more worried about #3, #4, and #6- how stupid are people.

I was gonna say like.…………?

Me- *sees* Hi kids do u like violence?
Brain-want me to grab a spare bear suit and stuff u inside it? Got an appitite grab a couple slices mom and dad lied when they told u i was lifeless (fnaf song five more nights by jt music)

BROOOO LOOK AT MY COMMENT BELOW!!!!

Bruh what, number 5 is just out right weird

It depends on how hard you’re gonna hit it

:0)

Hi kids do you like violence, want me to grab a spare bear suit and stuff you inside it? got a apatite grab a couple slices, Mom and Dad lied when they told you I was lifeless. whats this someone in the main office, hanging out after hours, how proprietress, time to wake the others and we'll show him who the boss is. call me freddy I'm the teddy with the temper, when I see a face like yours I remember, make it through the night and I'll bet they'll give you 10 years then you'll be part of freddy's family forever. This stuff got a major upgrade, so I hope you don't hate staying up late, if your scared, if you resmay an update because unless you quit, you'll still be making a minimal wage! When I come to life you got no place to hide, keep an eye on the time and a light by your side, you can try if you'd like to survive Five More Nights, look around don't be shy were your friends we'll show you why!

"is it wrong to say the ukraine" wtf is that supposed to mean?

Idk!

Hi kids!
Do you like violence?
Wanna see me stick Nine inch Nails, through each one of my eyelids?
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
Try acid and get f**ked up worse that my life is?
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate
And Dr. Dre said
"Slim Shady you a base-head!"
Uh-uh!
"So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass, faster than a fat bitch
Who sat down too fast
Come here, s**t!
"Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dawg!"
I don't give a f**k, God sent me to piss the world off!
Hi!
My name is
What?
My name is
Who?
My name is
Chika-chika
Slim Shady
Hi!
My name is
Huh?
My name is
What?
My name is
Chika-chika
Slim Shady
Hi!
My name is
What?
My name is
Who?
My name is
Chika-chika
Slim Shady
Hi!
My name is
Huh?
My name is
What?
My name is
Chika-chika
Slim Shady
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High
Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser
Chased him with a stapler
Stapled his nuts to a stack of papers
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a space ship
While they screamin' at me
"Let's just be friends!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
Try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
So I signed it
"Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole!"
Hi!
My name is
What?
My name is
Who?
My name is
Chika-chika
Slim Shady

Copy and pasted? Yeah, I think so.

Ye! 😊

this hooman tried to suffocate me with laughter

why is that "Hi kids! Do you like violence?" so funny to me 😂