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yeah I found a blessed Vaporeon copypasta | Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human-pokemon companionship, Vaporeon is the most compatible friend for humans? It keeps all of Eevee's perks and adds a couple more. Since it's a Water type, Vaporeon is the most friendly and playful one of the Eeveelutions (and some of them are also really calm and relaxed, so there's variety too). It's also the only one without any fur, so you don't have to worry about it. This bad boy/girl also can pack a pretty wide moveset, and can protect your loved ones when needed, and don't forget that it's a Water type, which can carry you around with Surf or make sure your kids are safe when you're at the beach. But that's not all, it can also learn moves like Scald or Ice Beam, which, with a little training can come in handy if it's too hot or cold outside (think of it like a sprinkler). And last but not least, it's super squishy to the touch, and nice to hug. | image tagged in harrison announcement | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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hey guys did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
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Well. I did not know that. | image tagged in well i did not know that | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human-pokemon companionship, Vaporeon is the most compatible friend for humans? It keeps all of Eevee's perks and adds a couple more. Since it's a Water type, Vaporeon is the most friendly and playful one of the Eeveelutions (and some of them are also really calm and relaxed, so there's variety too). It's also the only one without any fur, so you don't have to worry about it. This bad boy/girl also can pack a pretty wide moveset, and can protect your loved ones when needed, and don't forget that it's a Water type, which can carry you around with Surf or make sure your kids are safe when you're at the beach. But that's not all, it can also learn moves like Scald or Ice Beam, which, with a little training can come in handy if it's too hot or cold outside (think of it like a sprinkler). And last but not least, it's super squishy to the touch, and nice to hug.