PoV: you bump into her at the mall WDYD

Aurus: "Sorry for bumping into you."

"It's fine." She smiles.

Aurus: "I could've tripped and accidentally cut your head off..."

She rolls her eyes and smirks, "Been there, done that."

Aurus: "It's happened before."

"I know, you said so."

Aurus: "I'm considered a criminal."

"I broke a window on an a tank once."

Aurus: "I broke out of jail by blowing it up."

"Nice."

Aurus: "I can suck the blood out of living people and use it as an extra arm."

"I eat pineapples on pizza."

Aurus: "I ate a corpse once. It was the corpse of one of my siblings."

"Sheesh"

Aurus: "I wasn't even hungry."

"Uh- Alabama."

Aurus: "Wha- LEMONS."
*Aurus points at a floating lemon*

She grabs it, "MegaMart Lemon." She yeets at the person who was staring at them.

*the lemon duplicates*

"What the hell...?"

*the lemons start filling up the mall*

"Tf-"

*Loonboon starts playing and the lemons start charging at people*

"..."

*the lemons turn blood red*

"... Citrus am i right?"

*one of the lemons pulls out a knife*

"WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! NO NEED FOR THAT DUDE!!" She gently takes it out of the lemon's... hand? Do lemons have hands? I don't think so.

*the lemon holds the knife tightly*
The last lemon I saw had hands.

"Fan-bloody-tasic. Gi-give me... GIVE ME THE KNIFE"

Lemon: "no"

"Whatcha gonna do with that knife?"
-Sarah, ??-2022

*the lemon stabs somebody, and Aurus absorbs the blood*

"A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY"
One lemon all the way in the back: *shouting* Build the rescue Helecopter!"

*the lemons shape into a helicopter*

(they fly off)

Lemon: "mission achieved, let's roll out."
*they fly through a crowd of confused people*

"... That was a moment in time that will never be forgotten."

*Serenade challenges you to a battle*

"... pokemon, go nekromanza or something"

Serenade: "BREADWITHLEGS201, I CHOOSE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Uh- U-use Prismatic Laser."

Serenade: "BreadWithLegs201, use BALLS KICK!!"

Nekromanza dealed 10 damage from the hit.
Nekromanza used Prismatic Laser. Did 20 damage (I read the books for that)

*BreadWithLegs201 uses Realistic Pants!*

"... what."

*BreadWithLegs201 gets some really fancy pants*

Nekromanza complement's the opposing pokemon of his drip.

*BreadWithLegs201 leveled up for some reason*

(he leveled up bc happs)
Nekromanza dislikes the opposing pokemon's drip, Nekromanza's attack and defence points rose.

*Serenade draws an angry face on BreadWithLegs201, increasing all stats dramatically*

Sarah slaps an angry Mario sticker on Nekromanza, nekromanza is a Nintendo fan. Attack rose by 3/4

*BreadWithLegs201 eats a Castle Crashers sandwich and becomes B E E F Y*

Nekromanza listens to l vento d’oro and is now s t r o n k

*BreadWithLegs201 grows arms and shoots a shark at Nekromanza*

Nekromanza eats it and kicks BreadWithLegs201

BreadWithLegs201 starts a Hunger Games thing.

"... wtf"

Guillian Bag runs into the forest to avoid the bloodbath.

Sarah runs away.

Low Poly 3D Mettaton receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Blob is blob

Guillian Bag shoots a tree at Blob.

Blob small, and he is a blob. he fine :3

K17 throws a solid steel ball at Serenade, but Serenade dodges and Low Poly 3D Mettaton is struck.

Blob has a knife and kills Mettaton in his sleep

Guillian Bag buys a million bombs from an unknown shopkeeper and blows the f**k out of half the forest.

Blob plays Mario kart 7 with sarah

Collector begs for Sarah to kill him.

Sarah helps him with life and doesn't kill him.

Sadness Combat gets an infection and dies.

Sarah eats a raw fish whole.

The forest starts burning.

Sarah and blob kicks whispy woods' a$s

Guillian Bag hides in a large bag and survives the fire.
Sadness Combat comes back to life, but chokes on hot steel and dies again.

Sarah creates a meme on Imgflip while the forest is on fire.

Guillian Bag makes a meme.
This is his meme.

Blob goes fishing

Guillian Bag submits the image to MS_memer_group.

Sarah makes art on kleki of blob and posts it on the drawing stream

Guillian Bag sends Sarah the link to imgflip.com/i/6ch8gm?nerp=1649878120 .