Gn chats

lol

cry

*eats you because u ded*

Wot

Ded people is free food
Ur ded so i eat u
(I'm gonna regret this in 8 years .-.)

Turning Red turns out to be furry propaganda to try and show that furries aren't relentless killing machines. They are. Do not let furries into your house and stay at least 8ft away from them. This might be my final message. They're onto me, do not let this movie fool you.

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the heck am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Pop tarts are great. I like strawberry pop tarts. My friend likes blueberry pop tarts. I try to tell him that strawberry is better, but he doesn't listen. Strawberry pop tarts are good. So are blueberry, but they're not as good. Strawberry is better. I then handed my friend a blueberry pop tart. And I got myself a strawberry pop tart. We both took a bite out of our pop tarts simultaneously. His blueberry pop tart was secretly laced with poison. He then perished. Little did I know, my pop tart was also laced with poison. Now we are both currently in the afterlife still arguing about which pop tart flavor is better.
Repost this to 5 different people to make sure this doesn't happen to you.

A banana is an elongated, edible fruit – botanically a berry[1][2] – produced by several kinds of large herbaceous flowering plants in the genus Musa.[3] In some countries, bananas used for cooking may be called "plantains", distinguishing them from dessert bananas. The fruit is variable in size, color, and firmness, but is usually elongated and curved, with soft flesh rich in starch covered with a rind, which may be green, yellow, red, purple, or brown when ripe. The fruits grow upward in clusters near the top of the plant. Almost all modern edible seedless (parthenocarp) bananas come from two wild species – Musa acuminata and Musa balbisiana. The scientific names of most cultivated bananas are Musa acuminata, Musa balbisiana, and Musa × paradisiaca for the hybrid Musa acuminata × M. balbisiana, depending on their genomic constitution. The old scientific name for this hybrid, Musa sapientum, is no longer used.