When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the heck am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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I’d like to imagine a scene if the combustible lemon was successful
*Cave Johnson rings his nemesis’s doorbell, places a basket full of the “lemons” then runs off*
Nemesis: oh wow, lemons! Well if life gives you lemons, make lemona- *BOOM*