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a doctor says to one of his patients that he has one day left to live. the patient simply pulls a blank face and a thumbs up and spends his last day. it wasn’t the best way to go but at least he died doing what he wants

Brilliant 10/10

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so we have a photographer. he goes to many places, such as the catacombs in paris and easter island. however, he gets lost and has trouble finding his way every time, and has to rely on an eggplant for directions

Damn bro, write a book

I’d read that

Lmao

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a comedy of a skeleton and a sentient moai statue, who are friends but the moai gets jealous of the skeleton’s hands as the skeleton can pull a thumbs up, and so the moai goes on an epic journey to gain hands

very cool.

made me cry.

Oml-

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a gamer kid gets bullied by everyone at school and mocks his poor grades and social skills. every time that happens, bottling up his feelings. however, at home, he is a totally different person with violent tendencies and rages at a game of online bowling.

Relatable

Lmao

I do bottle up my feelings

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so 5 friends go to a sleepover. one guy acts cool, another is depressed, another gets shocked, another doesn’t give a shit and is wondering why he is in this friend group, and the last one is a generic comic relief character. however, just when it was starting to look like another cliche murder mystery, the devil arrives with a blank face, and everyone is pulling an eyebrow, more confused than scared. the devil offers a get-out-of-hell-free card for each of them if they assassinate a genocidal dictator who kills people with a smile, and is handsome for some f**king reason. did i mention the dictator may be a vampire?

When's the manga droppin?

idk, but knowing you, you probably would be simping over the dictator guy tho

YEEEEEEE

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two skeletons who are the leader of a mafia group in the underworld team up and cause chaos and explosions

Nice. Thx

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you go to see a film… but you see nothing. at first, you get angry of how you paid money for two hours of nothing. but then, it evolves to more than that. are people really paying money for cheap entertainment? what has society come to? do we live in an age where everything is monetized? are movie plots being generated by some 14 yo who sees emojis on the internet and makes wild interpretations of them? and then suddenly, the movie turns on. it was just a processing error and you forget everything you thought about and watch the movie. you could say that his awareness was reduced to nothing.

Aight what did you smoke cuz I need dat shit

0_0 good job ig

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alright, so we have a suicidal person. they live under an totalitarian government where it encourages people to be skeptical of outsiders, censor free speech, and make people miserable as their tears would be harvested for drinking water (they are in a desert area). the person hates being watched, and all of the government surveillance doesn’t help. and some mf behind all the cameras who is supposed to be watching over the populace falls in love with said suicidal person.

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ok, so a couple recently moves into a new town, not sure what to expect. they have a baby, and they seem to have been living happily. then, the wife gets run over by a horse and f**king dies. to deal with the loss, he decides to pursue new hobbies such as fencing and watching horror and fantasy movies. however, the fbi agents watching him mistook that he murdered his wife and a whole lot of other shit happens

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the year is 12747. humanity has long gone extinct and our primate cousins rule the world. they discover a hidden vault in what once was the country of niger that explains what humanity once was, and most notably explaining their internet culture of horny people, pissbabies, clowns, and catching people in 4k

NICE

NICE
what do u think of mine

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what flag is that

Niger but with another g

Strived to be

Sus

Nigge-

*face is burnt and gets k w i s p e e*

Lol

u wanted and orangutan from niger but it made you down bad so u started crying but got caught in 4k by d****

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do u like it?

Yes

:)

You mean Danny?

yes

Danny

saying danny gon' get u a banny

Well I haven't even though I've been saying for about 3 weeks now

unfair

Lol