no, he will nom your hand, pull your fingers off and while you are on the ground writhing in agonizing pain, he will hump you, to assert how much of a sigma male that he is. you beta
as amusing as that sounds ill, dart him with a elephant dart and take him in the dead of night and flee the scene in the general lee as u sleep thinking ur dod is riht beside u but it just happens to be a taxedermied raccoon
