Smoking only INCREASES feelings of stress and anxiety

How come Girlfriend has the powers of a demon but never uses them to save Boyfriend from monsters like tricky.

She literally just sits there and bobs her head to the music.

ALSO Flare guns in terraria are the worst. They literally just shoot out temporary lights. Glowsticks you can throw and they last forever AND WORK UNDER WATER

And HOLY CRAP the wandering trader! I can't believe they added these into the game. Why the frick would you even CONSIDER buying things from this idiot. 3 Emeralds for ONE PIECE OF KELP! YEAH THAT MAKES SENSE!!!

also dont smoke and thank you for listneing to my rant.

I only use wandering traders for slimeballs if i cant find a swamp

The only help she gave BF: bringing him back to life from her Jeff the Killer, L E F T R I G H T, aaaannndddd that's all. What has BF done in return? Nothing. Nonetheless they're still married in my AU.

Yup,GF is f#$#ing useless

FINALLY! SOMEBODY GETS IT!!!