YOU DIE; YOU FOUND A VILLAGE IN MINECRAFT; YOU TRADE WITH THEM BUT GIVE YOU BAD LOOT; YOU DIE; AND YOU FORGOT YOU WERE ON HARDCORE; YOU SPAWN IN A DARK CAVE; YOU GET KILL AGAIN; YOU SPAWN ON LAVA; YOUR GIRLFRIEND BREAK UP WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T MAKE HER A HOUSE IN MINECRAFT; YOU FIGURE OUT YOUR SECOND GIRLFRIEND CHEAT ON YOU AND HATE PLAYING MINECRAFT WITH YOU; YOU PLAY NORMAL MINECRAFT BUT SOMEBODY RICKROLLS YOU.