Where he belongs.

But I'm a force of nature! I'm God's gift to women!

I agree with everything except that last part

Yeah, God told me himself! It's in the comics!

Lol

Do you suppose it was either a dream, or an actual experience before you were ressurected?

A kind of gift your cousin would give to you in a game of white elephant.

Oof

He has been taken accounted for his sins.