Shot Down

YET ANOTHER WEBSITE PROFILE PAGE ASKS: TELL US ALL ABOUT YOURSELF! Well, let me see... I am a real nice person who blah blah blah, yada yada yada... (half hour later) whew, and done!! It's a perfect description of me, you wanted to know all about me, right? here you go, its all perfect, I painstakingly crafted this bio just for you and your website!! horray!! Yay wooo! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Yeah!! >> SUBMIT << . . . . WTF!?!?!? YOU... YOU ASSHOLES! seriously im gonna kidnap your stuffed animals and do bad things, really bad things in front of them, and then sing really annoying songs over the phone, while making your cat bark at your all night, and then I will imagine tying you up in an imaginary basement and force you to watch as I feed your fish gumdrops, and then give all your cats really old catnip that has expired so it doesn't work anymore and frustrates the hell out of them, then I am going to go to your kids school and tell the lunch lady with the moustache not to serve your kids beans until next week, then I am going to write 'wash me' on your car, every other day of the week, until you pee your pants because you need to wipe it off with your sleeve. And then I'll steal your dry cleaning tags, and hide them under your seat. Haha take that suckers!