SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG'S A BITCH-ASS MOTHERF**KER, HE PISSED ON MY F**KING WIFE. THAT'S RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG-F**KIN' QUILLY DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY F**KING WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS "THIS BIG," AND I SAID "THAT'S DISGUSTING," SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM: SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU'VE GOT A SMALL DICK. IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS — LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE F**KED MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT, I'M GONNA F**K THE EARTH. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE TWENTY-THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS D R O P L E T S HIT THE F**KING EARTH, NOW GET OUTTA MY F**KING SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!