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SCP-XLXIL | SCP-XLXIL; Safe; SCP-XLXIL is to be kept in a sealed container, preferably its case at all times. SCP-XLXIL is a pair of MPOW Flame Bluetooth earbuds that have begun to malfunction after several years of use. XLXIL began to malfunction after approximately three years, two months, and thirteen days after first use. Putting in these earbuds and turning them on will result in one or more of the following results: 1: The sound of the woman's voice saying "power on," but only have of the words will come through as sound 2: A high pitched screeching, similar to the sound of metal on metal, but a little muffled 3: A loud buzzing sound plays, in which anyone who wears the earbuds can heara man's low voice, saying a number of different things, including "run," [REDACTED], or "stop now." SCP-XLXIL is scheduled for termination on [DATE REDACTED] Additional notes: SCP-XLXIL has been confirmed as not a threat by doctor [REDACTED] | image tagged in scp document | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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SCP-XLXIL information for of you can't read it:
SCP-XLXIL is a pair of MPOW Flame Bluetooth earbuds that have begun to malfunction after several years of use.
XLXIL began to malfunction after approximately three years, two months, and thirteen days after first use. Putting in these earbuds and turning them on will result in one or more of the following results:
1: The sound of the woman's voice saying "power on," but only have of the words will come through as sound
2: A high pitched screeching, similar to the sound of metal on metal, but a little muffled
3: A loud buzzing sound plays, in which anyone who wears the earbuds can heara man's low voice, saying a number of different things, including "run," [REDACTED], or "stop now."
SCP-XLXIL is scheduled for termination on [DATE REDACTED]

Additional notes:
SCP-XLXIL has been confirmed as not a threat by doctor [REDACTED]
people_r_us
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Something I forgot:
Method of termination:
SCP-XLXIL is to have its connecting wire cut, sealed in a plastic Ziploc bag, and buried at a minimum of four feet below the surface of the ground.
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SCP-XLXIL; Safe; SCP-XLXIL is to be kept in a sealed container, preferably its case at all times. SCP-XLXIL is a pair of MPOW Flame Bluetooth earbuds that have begun to malfunction after several years of use. XLXIL began to malfunction after approximately three years, two months, and thirteen days after first use. Putting in these earbuds and turning them on will result in one or more of the following results: 1: The sound of the woman's voice saying "power on," but only have of the words will come through as sound 2: A high pitched screeching, similar to the sound of metal on metal, but a little muffled 3: A loud buzzing sound plays, in which anyone who wears the earbuds can heara man's low voice, saying a number of different things, including "run," [REDACTED], or "stop now." SCP-XLXIL is scheduled for termination on [DATE REDACTED] Additional notes: SCP-XLXIL has been confirmed as not a threat by doctor [REDACTED]