THIS IS NOT A TEST. A NATIONAL EMERGENCY HAS BEEN DECLARED. ALL RADIOS, TVS AND PHONES WILL TRANSMIT THIS MESSAGE. APRIL 10TH IS NATIONAL FEMBOY DAY, WHICH IS TOMORROW. FEMBOYS ARE SAID TO BE ROAMING AROUND THE UNITED STATES, ON THE LOOSE ON APRIL 10TH. PLEASE STAY HOME, LOCK ALL DOORS, COVER ALL WINDOWS AND REMAIN ON HIGH ALERT. THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM WILL REMAIN ON THE AIR, PROVIDING NEWS ABOUT THIS SITUATION. EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM