i pride myself on interesting and fun rps i think

Seri: ... *looks at the windows* F*CK OFF! *flips them off*

*they just keep writing, and you can hear a radio playing music*

Seri: *looks at her legs* *rips the needle-suction-parasite things on her arms and chest* *throws it at the window with surprisingly perfect aim*

*the scientists leave*

Serifina: THANK you...

*a PA begins playing*
"Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center."
"We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one."
"Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper."
"Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.”

Serifina: tf is this, school?

“No, we hope that everyone in the Enrichment Center, including staff, will learn.”

Serifina: AHEM SCHOOL
(shes a stubborn b!tch lmao)

“Now to start the tests.”
*a portal appears in the room going to a hallway*

Serifina: No :D *does it any way*

*does what*

(enters the portal)

*oh*
You are in a hallway now.

Serifina: HMMM HALLWAY GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

You see a room at the end

Serifina: *feels drawn to the room* *slowly goes toward the room*

You see a glowing sign with a 1 on it
In the room is a large button that opens the door and a small robot sitting.

Serifina: *steps closer to the door*
(the door opens)
Serifina: *backs away a bit scared* *goes invisible*

???: Hello.

Serifina: *panting out of fear* ...

*it sounds robotic as expected but calm and precise*

Serifina: ...

???: I’m here to help!

Serifina: *stepping back* *angry and scared panting*

???: Shhh… calm down… this is just a puzzle, alright?

Serifina: *distorted voices* You do NOT tell me to calm down! Ek sal die aarde en vuur gebruik om hierdie kunsmatige hart na die grond te bring!

???: *in à genuinely scared and confused voice* AaAaAaAaaAaAaaA

Serifina: *gets forcefully pulled in the room* No! *trying to fight it*

*the robot cowers*

Serifina: *falls* ow...

*the robot is still cowering*

Serifina: *nearly unconois*

K17: "Uuuuuuuh..."

*you can hear the portal radio*

K17: "I don't need to be held prisoner AGAIN..."

*a PA begins playing*
"Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center."
"We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one."
"Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper."
"Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.”

K17: "Detention? Processed? Test?"

“Questions will be answered as we go on.”
A 60 second timer appears above a bit of wall*
“Use the next minute to readjust from the relaxation vault.”

K17: "I don't understand what the hell is going on."

*silence except the radio*
*in your room is a bed, a toilet, a radio on a bedside table and glass on 3 of the 4 walls showing a hallway*
*the radio is playing this*
https://youtu.be/mD3v1B_aXw0

*K17 is vibing to it*

*the timer is about to run out*

*K17 continues vibing*

*the timer hits 0 and an orange portal appears below the timer, and a blue one appears outside in the hallway around the glass*

*K17 steps through the portal*

*he ends up outside the relaxation vault in a hallway*

*K17 looks around*

Theres a room at the end

*K17 walks into the room*

In the room is a button and a small robot.

*K17 puts one his weights on the button and looks at the robot*

A locked door opens
“Pfft”

*K17 walks into the door*

When you step off of the button the door closes! You need something to hold down the button.

K17: "Why not just use my weights?"

PA voice: “If you are caught using outside equipment, the Aperture Science Emancipation Grills will be calibrated to fizzle contraband.”

K17: "These weights are part of me. They can't be removed."

Robot: Believe me, they will. Try to do the test, k?

K17: "These chains are integrated into my body. I was built, not born. I was built with these chains as a part of my body. I've tried every possible method to get rid of the weights and chains. EVERY method."

Robot: Even Aperture Science Emancipation Grills?

K17: "Yep."

Robot: Then you should use them even less

K17: "I use them for a lot of things that would normally be done with hands or objects. These weights are also 10 tons each."

Robot: Sure, just don’t cheat with them.

K17: "I don't know what's considered cheating. Like, can I use them to fight, and to get to ledges easily?"

Robot: No. I don’t know what you are but humans can’t do stuff like that

K17: "I'm a vessel."

((are you gonna reply?))

(Life go brr)

Robot: of what?

K17: "I don't want to say, because it's extremely confusing."

Robot:…

K17: "Basically, I was supposed to contain the heart of a fatal infection."

Robot: what?

K17: "The heart of it is stuck in the Dream Realm, but they can still infect people..."

Robot: How do you contain a rampant disease? That’s like trying to put the atmosphere in a cup!

K17: "The infection spreads only through dreams. I was created as an early attempt to contain it, and I was supposed to have 'No Mind To Think. No Will To Break. No Voice To Cry Suffering.'."

Robot: How would a virus be in dreams????

K17: "I DON'T F**KING KNOW!!"

Robot: This sounds like a wive’s tail

Tale*

K17: "I don't know what that means."

Robot: Folklore.

K17: "I don't understand."

Robot: Stories.

K17: "Oh, okay."

Robot: wanna solve the test now?

K17: "Sure..."

Robot: go on.

*K17 tosses one of his weights onto le button*

Robot: I wouldn’t cheat like that If I were you

*K17 pulls it back and catches it*
K17: "Then how am I supposed to do this?"

The robot does that thing where you point to yourself
Robot: My whole job is as a weight.

K17: "Then... Can you please, like, get onto the button, or something?"

Robot: Fine. *it mutters lazy*
It stands on the button and the door opens

K17: "Thank you!"
*K17 runs through the door*

I’m tired so if you want a summary of the next room’s contents here you go
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zPcgCPyYi2k

K17: "Is that a GUN?"

PA: a portal device.

K17: "Ooooooooh..."

…

*K17 walks over to it*

It periodically rotates and shoots an Orange portal

*K17 touches it*

*nothing happens*

*K17 tries to pick it up*

*failed to pick up portal gun*

K17: "Huh..."

…

*K17 looks at it, confused*

…

*K17 doesn't know what to do*