No romance or ERP. No joke, bambi, or really OP OCs.

Mitan: *runs to them and starts helping them fight*

*someone jumps down from a rooftop and starts fighting the one with shorter horns*
*the one with short horns grabs the one with longer horns and starts using them as a sword*

Mitan: *takes out their gun and starts shooting*

*the one that jumped from the rooftop takes the gun and shoots the one with shorter horns once before breaking the gun*

Mitan; *pins them to a wall and stabs them with a knife*

*the one with shorter horns drops the other one and falls backwards*
*the figure tries to remove the knife, but fails*
*the one with longer horns takes one of their horns off, revealing that it's a dagger*

Mitan: any last words

???: "Kaboom, bitch..."
*they pull out a grenade and pull the pin, hiding the grenade in Mitan's back pocket*

Mitan: *their left arm is blown up* F**K

*the figure laughs as they die*

Mitan: so what the hell was their problem *lets their corpse go*

???A: "I dunno."

Mitan: oh

???B: "They said that we have some sort of bounty."
((???A is the one with short horns, ???B is the one with long horns))

Mitan: why would you have Bounty and how much would I get from it

???B: "It's probably due to our rare conditions... Probably around 179 million dollars."

Mitan: no crimes so I won’t go for it

???A: "B has committed crimes before."

Mitan: how much and what type

???A: "73 attempted murders."

Mitan: only attempted

???A: "He actually killed about 43 of them."

Mitan: was it painful and slow

???B: "Yes."

Mitan: and were they criminals

???B: "Like, 2 of them were."

Mitan: and anything good about them

???B: "I think that one of them was a police officer."

Mitan: I was talking about you

???A: "Me?"

Mitan: no him but yea have you done anything that caused you to get a bounty

???B: "I don't know why I have a bounty."

Mitan: you’ve killed innocent people I wouldn’t mind putting some bullets in your skull

???A: "If he dies, I die."

Mitan: have you done anything bad

???A: "No."

Mitan: anything good

???A: "Stopping him from crashing a train into a large building."

Mitan: that’s what a hero would do I won’t hurt him then

???A: "That's why my face is marked like this. I ended up having to jump in front of the train, and I somehow managed to survive that..."

Mitan: *hugs them*

*???A hugs Mitan back*

Mitan: …

*someone is staring at ???B from the back of the alleyway*

Mitan: *tackles them to a wall* what do you want

???: "I'm here to protect them!"

Mitan: *lets go* oh ok

*??? has a golden mask on*

Mitan: cool mask

???: "Thanks..."
*the mask looks like the one the first person was wearing*

Mitan; your welcome

Mitan: *lets go* oh sorry

(Are you there)

((I forgot, sorry))
Raunth: "Ignore the bloody door."

Mitan: ok

Aelitus: "I'm gonna go get some sleep..."
*Aelitus walks through a solid wall*

Mitan: ok *pulls out his pistol and a rag*

*the figure, still invisible, jumps through the metal door*

Mitan: *starts cleaning the gun*

*the figure opens the metal door from the inside*

Mitan: *looks at the metal door* the f**k

*???B stabs Mitan in the chest with a blade and coughs up some infection*

Mitan: *doesn’t budge*

Aelitus: "I got this."

Mitan: NO I WANT THEM DEAD *their blue eye flashes orange*

Aelitus: "I can do that..."

Mitan: I MEAN I WANT TO BE THE TO Kill THEM

Aelitus: "Okay, geez..."

Mitan; any last words

*??? has a large bow on his back*

Mitan: …

*??? grabs the bow and aims it at one of the walls*

Mitan: ?

*??? fires a large arrow, which goes into a hole in the wall*

Mitan: ?

*a part of the wall moves into the ground, revealing a hidden staircase*

Mitan: wow!

*the staircase is actually a slide*
*???A and ???B start rolling down it*

Mitan: *follows*

*??? shoots an arrow straight up and rolls into the slide*

Mitan: ?

*the figure that everybody thought had died opens their eyes and quickly follows everyone into the slide, getting in just before the arrow hit the ground*

Mitan: don’t think I don’t notice you

*the figure went invisible before entering*

Mitan: I know you shot a arrow in the air why

???: "To close the wall behind us!"

Mitan: oh ok

???: "So that nobody would follow us inside."

Mitan: makes sense

???: "By the way, i'm Raunth."

Mitan; ok my names mitan

Raunth: "Okay."
???A: "My name is Aurith."
???B: "And mine is Aelitus."

Mitan: nice

*they reach the bottom of the slide*

Mitan: …

*it seems like a normal house, until you consider the barred up door at one wall that's covered in blood*

Mitan: wow

((I got to go to bed))

(Ok)

*Beyond Reasoning starts playing as this figure walks out the door*

Mitan: *dashes at them while shooting*

*they pull out a large scythe and start cutting all of the bullets in half effortlessly*

Mitan: *pins them to a wall and starts shooting thme in the chest*

*they push Mitan away and ignore the bullets*

Mitan: *pins them back to the wall*

*the figure from earlier rams into Mitan from the side, with the force of a truck going at 60mph*

Mitan: *spits blood in their face and shoots them*

*they shoot fire at Mitan, ignoring some of the bullets, and is half-blinded by the blood*

Mitan; *the fire burns the left side of their face* AGH

*Aelitus sprints in and hits the figures extremely hard, sending them flying back into the door*

Mitan: *holding where the fire hit*

*Aelitus tosses Mitan some Lifeblood and runs into the door*

Mitan: … *uses the lifeblood but the scar is still there but isn’t bleeding anymore and his left eye is blue now*

*Aelitus is fighting ??? and ???B at the same time*

Mitan: *joins in*

*??? is knocked unconscious and falls to the ground*

Mitan: *picks them up*

*their body is -63 degrees Fahrenheit*

Mitan: *ties them to a chair

*their eyes glow a faint white*

Mitan: *smiling and grabs a knife*

*the little flame on their head creates a shield around them*

Mitan: *they tear through the shield and stabs them*

*it doesn't seem to do anything*

*they feel like they’re getting consumed from the inside*

*nothing happens*

Mitan: *takes their knife out*

*they disappear*

Mitan: … F**K *tackles ??b; *to a wall and starts chocking them*

???B: "Cookie..."
*???B points at a corpse on the floor next to Mitan*

Mitan: what explain why a corpse is a cookie

???B: "Consume..."
*???B points at Mitan*

Mitan: so you want to eat me it depends on what type you mean if it’s cooking me and eating me or well something sexual

???B: "You... Consume... Cookie..."

Mitan: and why would I eat a corpse

???B: "Not... Corpse.... Cookie..."
*???B reaches into the pocket of the corpse and pulls out a cookie*

Mitan: what type we talked about because of that’s raisin well I’ll make your death even slower

???B: "Just... Cookie..."

Mitan: *eats the cookie*

*???B makes a troll face and Mitan falls unconscious*

Mitan: *lets go and passes out*

*???B pours gasoline on Mitan and throws a match onto him*

Mitan: *they suddenly wake up with his face cracking*

*???B laughs and disappears*

Mitan?: … * they’re shaking aggressively*

*??? and ???B are both gone now*

Mitan?; damn idiot couldn’t finish the job looks like I’ll have to step in

*it seems that ???B took Aelitus with him*

Mitan?; I thought there was one more person

*it's gone completely silent*

Mitan?; …

*everything is dark*

Mitan?; …

*it's midnight*

Mitan?; …

*a portal opens and Aelitus is thrown out of it*

Mitan?; who are you

Aelitus: "I'm Aelitus... remember?"

Mitan?; oh weaklings friend right

Aelitus: "Brother, not friend."

Mitan?; I’m talking about mitan

Aelitus: "But you're Mitan..."

Mitan?; me and that dumbass have the same body so what we’re different

Aelitus: "That's confusing."

Mitan?; yea we get that

Aelitus: "Huh..."

Mitan?: just call me M

Aelitus: "Ok."

Mitan?; yep

*Aelitus pulls out a phone and headphones*

Mitan?; …

*Aelitus walks out*

Mitan?; … *grabs a mirror and see a dark memory*

*Aelitus walks back into his room and goes to bed*

Mitan?; wish we had a room

*there are several signs along the wall of the main room*

Mitan?; *reads them*

*all of signs say that there's an empty room behind them*

Mitan?; nice *goes in and sets the room up*

*the room has no door or windows*