Roast me

You probably call people daddy to not only pleasure yourself, but so they can be a substitute for your real father figure, who was smart enough to leave early.

Nice autobiography

At least I'm interesting enough to have a autobiography. The most interesting thing you've done is switch from warm to cold showers.

sorry i don´t roast trash

Same

so you don´t roast yourself

Why would I set myself on fire?

to get rid of trash

Or I can just tell you to go back to your home

stop taking selfies.

Nah just taking a photo of my red truck, like it?

why are you in the dump?

To visit you

sorry but why would i live at you´re home?

Your*

Nice face reveal!There is a separate stream for that however!

theres also a stream called lowrated comments!

Dude I made that comment two days ago!

I hope you look in the mirror because the world would be a better place without your hideous face!

[image deleted] oof

did i out roast you

Just kidding, u don’t have a home

Im not a mirror.

Imagine being so ugly that you have to use Homer Simpson as a replacement picture

Imagine being so horny that you have to look at b**bs in a meme website

Imagine still sleeping with your mom. oh wait sorry I still do that

You don’t have a mom

That's why I sleep with yours.

Fair enough, now we’re even

So do I win?

Not really but gg tho

Ight gg fam.

Your nose looks like 1 nut nutsack with a skin mutation

*uncreative roast that every user has said at least once*

I will join your side im_so_funny_lol

Uncreative mistake that your parents made

sorry my parents wont let me burn trash

Nice one, you don’t have parents

why do i see people mostly use the "sorry i dont burn trash" in the rareinsults stream

you smell like yellow shit

That’s the roast? Bro really you gotta improve on ur roasts bud

I was the healthiest man until I saw your face

Yea u started to question why are u so ugly

I like your confidence, but only your confidence.

I like your mom, but you don’t have one

Attracted to fictional characters much?

Where the actual insults be

Your only chance of getting laid is crawling up a chickens ass and waiting