OJ: screw idiot

You better

DY: why are you horns

OJ: I'm not

I just love you *le blush*,

DY: sus

OJ: wanna go on a date now

DY: ok

OJ: let's go to olive garden

DY: ok

OJ: *takes DY to olive garden*

DY: :D

OJ: I'm paying for it all :)

DY: wat.

OJ: *le giggle*

DY: okay I have to go now bye
*teleports away*

OJ: bye my boyfriend

DY: uh okay?

OJ: basically, I'm in love with you.

DY: ok

OJ: this feels like a very good time to kiss you

DY: why

OJ: cause we're connecting and flirting

DY: okay..

OJ: wait how tall are you

DY: idk 6’5”

OJ: oh geez I'm 1'5 *climbs up you and kisses your lips*

DY: *inhales*

OJ: * c o n s u m e s *

DY: a

OK: yum

DY: ye

OJ: so tell me about yourself

DY: I used to be human.

OJ: this carton is just a shell for a being that can eliminate everything.

DY: breh what

OJ: yeah its fine, I'm that being, combined with a self-made consciousness, and both my consciousness and my being love you.

DY:

OJ: order as much as you want

DY: spaghetti
5 family dinners because yes

OJ: yes

We shall consume

DY: yes

OJ: *orders 50 bottomless of every food*

DY: cool

OJ: *they get all their food* wow

DY: okay we eat

OJ: *eats*

DY: no not fast still

OJ: why not

DY: because not fast
Slow sown

OJ: fine

what now

DY: is milk your stepbrother

OJ: no

We were just created near each other and we both went to Earth and possessed cartons

DY: ok

OJ: so why did you want to know that

DY: curiosity

OJ: cool

Wanna know anything else

so is oj a curse now like in those movies

OJ: well unlike you he loves me as well

DY: make bean soup

OJ: *makes bean soup*

DY: okay lemme see this

OJ: *the bean soup is the best bean soup that ever existed or ever will exist*

DY:

OJ: did i do good

DY: yes

OJ: can we date now

DY: ok

OJ: epic

Wanna kiss

DY: one question

OJ: what is it?

DY: *casually clones like 69mil times*
Which one is me?

OJ: *grabs the real DY* y o u

DY: how the..

OJ: I can tell you apart cause you're the only one in them that looked handsome

DY: ohok

OJ: so, did I win your heart?

DY: ehh..

OJ: what will it taken to win your love?

DY: EY WTAISASHSHS

OJ: wanna go out with me

DY: ..maybe..?

OJ: *holds leg like hand*

*other stick things pop out of DY’s body* uhh.. I have arms you know…

OJ: *she bloosh and look away* oh uh, sorry, I didn't see them- *she let go and held his hand*

DY: ok now what

OJ: wanna...kiss?

DY: no bro slow down

OJ: fine. Wanna go on a date?