also vote mine turtle for head of congress!

I don't think they have the manpower or the military budget to do that.

lol

with all those advanced toilets and VR porn their selling, maybe they will manage!

¨cough cough pearl harbor¨ oh did i say something? my bad

Japan will actually side WITH South Korea & the Philippines in WW3. Not that it will matter. North Korea & China has been waiting 75 long years to get some revenge for Japan's horrific war crimes in number 2.

If North Korea bombs Japan with a strong nuke, it likely will destroy itself due to the range

North Korea's nukes are likely to be worthless. Their military tech is garbage. Mostly copies of stuff they bought from China and Russia in the 70's.
But that won't help Japan as they're a stones throw from China, Russia, Pakistan and a dozen other countries that hate em...

China and Russia yes, but Pakistan??? Pakistan is dirt poor and they aren’t very close to Japan. The nuclear power in the Middle East is Iran, not Pakistan.

Pakistan has a bunch of nukes actually. But Japan would be F-ed either way.

Indeed. If WWIII started, I am moving to Lesotho or Madagascar. Tell nobody.

I'll tell em your moving to Uzbekistan. That way they'll be looking in the wrong direction!