I’m not really into Splatoon but think about it again

I believe that they killed their own offsprings (babies inklings and babies octorians and other babies) since they’re still resembles or look like a squid and octopus. But it’s still possible that they could kill and mutilated an adult inklings and octorians. “Why there’s no news about murders?” Maybe because it’s already a normal stuff there so they’re not really surprised

Oh yeah it also means they’re cannibals

Well who knows?
this is just a little theory that probably wrong lol. As you see on the title, I’m not really into Splatoon xd

you

Me waiting a single humanoid squid inside a game coming out to the “real life” dimension to kill me:

yeah cus they already ate you
that’s why you’re a skeleton

Me looking at myself how I still got my flesh and organs and it didn’t dissolved inside a stomach by it acid: oh ok

you do NOW but do you later?

No, I do not later

oh okay

Quorn or some other imitation meat

Oh it can be true too

Or could be a lower life form like a zap fish

I love how my mind keep telling me what happen to the imitation meat part

“Hey guys, I invent an imitation meat of our flesh so we don’t need to kill our species and not become cannibals to eat it!”

“Oh ok”

And now I can’t stop laughing

Well it might have been when the race was developing they used to do that but then someone invented the fake meat and society matured