Unfortunately, I still wouldn't drink that xD (By Shachi)

Lol

Pepsi Protogen
"Pepsigen"

LMAO

xDDDD I like soda but I barely drink Pepsi LOL

I don't drink soda in general xD

why

I don't like the jizz (Don't you dare...)

what?

The gassy bubbles

you mean the Fizz

LOL

Yeah that

You're saying "jizz" like taking a piss xDDDDD

Does he have Pepsi in him?

Most likely.

*crackes open a cold one* here take this pepsigen *its mug soda* you want it or no? If so that’s ok

I don't drink soda, But thanks xD

nice