Any oc and rp is allowed.

Vessel Mario: Heh... the perfect victim.

DY: yo wait what, you seem familiar..

Vessel Mario: That's right... I'm your old pal... You can trust me.

DY: you seem like a liar, don’t lie to me.

Vessel Mario: I'm not lying...

DY: uh ok
But Joe died of ligma

Vessel Mario: How about a game? For old times' sake...

DY: you don’t care about Joe? :(

Vessel Mario: Ligma... BALLS.
(DY goes unconscious and wakes up in 1-1 of Super Mario Bros.)

DY: ALRIGHT I’LL LI- oh wait I said that out loud oh god i’m gonna get caught in 4- wait this is a retro game level

(DY hears Vessel Mario's voice, even though Vessel Mario isn't there.)
Vessel Mario: Remember this?

DY: yes I know, didn’t you hear me?

Vessel Mario: Beat the level. Meet me at the flagpole.

DY: bro I need my gaming headset in order to beat the level
Give me one please

Vessel Mario: ...Sure.
(A gaming headset appears on DY's head.)

DY: YAY *uses epic gaming stuff to go to the flagpole in 0.000002 seconds*

(DY notices he's taken the form and voice of Luigi.)

DY: LUIGI! PLEASE GOVE ME MY PSARE LIVER BACK, MARIO TOOK IT AWAY!

Vessel Mario: ...Who are you talking to?

DY: wait you’re not Luigi? WHERE’S THE REAL DEAL?!

Vessel Mario: ...YOU'RE Luigi. Check your voice. Look in a mirror.

DY: jokes on you..

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NIG-

Racist MX: do it pussy

DY: what

Racist MX: say the n word, you wont

DY: I turned back into my original form, now shut up or die

DY: I WANT MY LIVER BACK, MYSELF

Vessel Mario: ...let's rap. You like doing that, don't you?

DY: no but ok

(Vessel Mario and DY sing https://youtu.be/qCayuHyjOZI. After the long laugh, Vessel Mario shows his true form, MX.)

DY: how the heck does a rap battle turn you into an edge lord

MX: NO... U

DY: knew this would be in handy

MX: NOOOOOOOO

DY: HAHA

MX: THAT'S IT, I'VE NOW GAINED THE POWER OF... RACISM!!!1!