The women got up early even though there was no Church then. They went to the tomb and it was empty. Realizing it was Harry Houdini's tomb, they went to the one next door. That tomb was empty, too. Then Jesus snuck up behind them and said "Boo" That's why people say Jesus Christ when someone sneaks up on them. The disciples came and they had an Easter Egg Hunt. Then Jesus said to the Easter Bunny, "Get out of here you freak! I'm taking over this holiday!" And that's the second greatest story ever told. I forget what the first one was."
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