NOTE TO THEATRE COMPANIES
PLEASE CONSIDER MOVING THE
"TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE REMINDER"
TO THE BEGINNING OF THE CURTAIN SPEECH
WHILE THE HOUSE LIGHTS REMAIN UP; INSTEAD OF AT THE END WHEN THE LIGHTS GO DOWN
AND PEOPLE START FUMBLING WITH THEM IN THE DARK, GIVE UP, AND THEN STUFF THEM IN THEIR BAGS WHERE THEY CONTINUE TO GO OFF ALL THROUGH THE ENTIRE FIRST ACT
