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S irain: *child black and white I guess*

Pebble:Cyan and light pink but has black on her because black is cousin to light pink oh yea half imposter or full crewmate?* Hello!

S irain: huh? oh hey

Pebble: *full crewmate, small, shy, very good kid* Oh y-you scared me *are you half imposter or full crewmate?*

S irain: *half imposter* oh sorry I tend to do that

Pebble: I-its okay *Thoughts, I-i guess*

S irain: so who are you?

Pebble: P-pebble.

S irain: the names S irain it's nice to meet you Pebble

Pebble: Where are your parents?

S irain: oh um I don't know *black: ejected white: killed*

Pebble: oh.. thats bad...* Cyan: Alive Pink: ejected*

S irain: yea...

Pebble: Can we be friends?

S irain: o-oh sure

Pebble: *excited squeaking*

S irain: *smiles*

Pebble: Do you like tasks?

S irain: I guess but I don't know why we keep having to do them

Pebble: To help airship betsy

S irain: I guess

Pebble: Yea!

S irain: okay then *stands up straight because slouching is for losers and he is now 7ft

Pebble; oh god

S irain: what?

Pebble: YOUR FREAKING SEVEN FEET TALL LIKE BRUNO

S irain: heh I got it from my father

Pebble: Im scared

S irain: *pats Pebble on the head* heh don't be

Pebble's mind: *F**k he's tall he's like Horror sans*

S irain: *picks Pebble up*

Pebble's mind BYe BYE bye*

S irain's mind: hehe so small! are all humans like this?

Pebble: Wait what?

S irain: what?

Pebble: You are a human too right *terrified expression*

S irain: yes I am

Pebble: *warps to another universe* WHAT THE F**K IS HAPPENING!!!!

S irain: what the f**k?

Blizzardponce: Takes pebbles place warrior cats* WTF ARE YOU! A TWOLEG LET ME GOOOO! *bites you*

S irain: ow what the?

Blizzardponuce: HISS!

S irain: grrr stop that!

Blizzardpounce: Who are you IMBICLE?!

S irain: my names S irain now who are you?!

"Blizzardpounce"

S irain: *drops Blizzardpounce* where is Pebble?!

Blizzardpounce: Why would I know it sounds like a kittypet.

S irain: gah! this ain't good!

Blizzardpounce: Now how do I get to Riverclan?

S irain: I don't know I just got here

Blizzardpounce: we're in the- AIR WTF IM NOT GONNA SEE mY CLAN AGAIN *panics*

S irain: yea

Blizzardpounce: YOU WOULDN"T UNDERSTAND WHAT I WOULD DO FOR MY CLAN YOU MONSTER MY CLAN IS LIKE MY FAMILY!

S irain: shut up before you become my dinner!

Blizzardpounce: Whatever.

S irain: I can't be caught that's the entire point of this disguise

Blizzardpunce::were you going to just eat that pebble then

S irain: what? no! I was just teasing them!

Blizzardpounce: Sure and hedgehogs fly.

S irain: grrr stop that!

Blizzardpounce: Fine *rolls eyes*

S irain: wait hold on if you took Pebbles' place then they might of taken yours

Blizzardpounce: Yea but did you not see her ears she is originally from my place

S irain: yea

Blizzardpounce: Her real name is Pebbleheart but she was brainwashed so she only knows here

S irain: interesting

Pebbleheart*cat now* Blizzardpounce?

S irain: oh hello

Pebbleheart: Who are you?!

S irain: the names S irain

Blizzardpounce: You knew him
Pebbleheart: No I didn’t! That’s a MONSTER!

S irain: she must have reverted back to this world's version

Pebbleheart:...

S irain: ...what?

Pebblehaert: Scratches you*

S irain: ow

Pebbleheart: Back away Monster!

S irain: your the one who walked up to me!

Pebbleheart: DIE!

S irain: no!

Pebbleheart: WHO ARE YOU MONSTER!

S irain: I just told you my name it's S irain!

Pebbleheart: Stroke*

S irain: ?

(hello?)