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Illy: "Sup."

Alexa: "Heh...heh...heh heh..'

"mm-mmph."

Illy: She pulled away. "My first kiss. That felt...amazing."

"Thanks..."

Illy: "For the kiss or...?"

"I dunno either......."

Illy: "Did you like it?"

"Yeah..."

Illy: "Me too..." She held his hand.

(Or in this case, paw.)
"!"

Illy: "Would you like to.."

"Warm, yes. Scaly, somewhat..."

Illy: "Did it feel...good?"

"Somewhat?"
*They started to blush.*

Illy: She blushed. "Do you...want me to do it again?'

"Not really."

Illy: "Well, do you at least want a kiss or something?"

"No thanks."

Illy: She sighed sadly, and sat on the ground.

Suddenly, her parents appeared again.

Nati: "What is wrong, my child?"

Illum walked over to Shade and stared at him dead in the eyes.

"? You good?"

Illum: "Kanachi Nos tucha len pastrateis.',

Nat: "My husband says 'you better not be the one who made my daughter sad or else I will rip you to pieces.' "

"Hewwo!"
*The other creature is asleep.*

Illy: "What's...going on here?"

Alexa: "Heheh...Ooootttyyyy..."

Illy: "Ignore her, she's still experiencing the effects of when she and Otty...never mind."

"Oh. I was just using Nightshade as a pilow."
"Mmmmmmmmmm...this issss.....nicceeeeee..."

Illy: "Ah. I wish Reaper would do that to me."

Alexa: She giggled. "Oooottyyyy the hooooottyyyy.'

"?"
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

Illy: "I wish Reaper would use me as a pillow."

Alexa: "Mmhmmhmm..."

"Faiw. Me too...wait, didn't you try to eat me earlier?"

Illy: "In what way? Like your d-"

Alexa: "Otty's the b...best at everything." Her legs trembled as she fell to the floor, making a very loud bang."

"No. Like...lick me. Also, is she okay?"
"Help..."

Illy: "I told you, she's still woozy after she Otty...had...some alone time. And that was my clone.'

"I F**KING HEARD THAT, YOU AIN'T SNEAKY."

Alexa made incomprehensible beeping noises.

"?"

Alexa really needs sleep.

"Maybe."

(End...)

"Oh yeah, my bad. And sorry, Shady."
*Spirit hops off.*

Illy: "Well, at least she's happy."

Alexa giggled.

"Yeah."
*Spirit sits down, not knowing she just sat on Nightshades' face by accident.*

Illy: "You just sat on his face-"

"Oh. So I did."

Illy: "Wish Reaper would do that to m-"

"..."

Alexa: "Otty has such a big-"

Illy: "You've told me that already, be quiet."

"You doing okay, Shady?"
"Mmph, mph."

Illy: "I wish there was a way Reaper would love me.'

"Rude."

Illy: "What, you want me to take them off?",

"No."

Illy: "Shorts are coming off then."

*Nightshade musters up enough power and energy to use his front legs to throw Illy off.*

Illy: "Ow."

"Sorry."

Illy: "I literally had my shorts a little bit off, and I landed where my shorts weren't on."

"Oops."

Illy: "My butt hurts now." She put her shorts back on.

"?"

Illy:" Go out with me?"

"No thanks...I don't really know how that would work..."

Illy: "What do you mean?"

"It would just be odd. I have four feet, you have two, I would probably need a high chair even if I am legally like 8..."

Illy: "You do...realize that I have magic, right?"

"I know."

Illy: "So I could give you two legs."

"I'm cool with 4."

Illy: "Oh. Well, if we ignore that, can we still?"

(Aight.)
"Thanks?"

Illy: Nice and fluffy.

"Yee."

Illy: "Kind of...hot to be honest."

Alexa: "What happened? Last I remember, Otty and I were-'

"Huh?"

Alexa: "Nevermind, it's kind of inappropriate what we did."

"K."

Alexa: She chuckled.

"?"

Alexa: "Just...remembering it."

"I was talking to Illy..."

Alexa: "Oh."

Illy: "I said that this guy's hot."

"I know."
"Cute!"

Illy: She lightly squeezed his chest. "Haha.'

"Help. I am being compressed."

Illy: "What, ya want me to sit on your face like she did?"

"No."

Illy: "I'll do it."

"Please no."

Illy: she giggled.

"Sorry about that."

Illy: "It's fine." She rubbed her butt.

"..."

Illy: "What?"

"I don't even know what I should say right now. I have rarely had 'human contact.' Notice how I put 'human' in loose airquotes. I think you can use context clues to help you understand why."

Illy: "Probably because I'm not human."

"Ding ding ding."

Illy: "It's more like lizard demigoddess contact, with my butt."

"That."

Illy: "Was it warm and scaly?',

"..."

Alexa then suddenly shut off.

"Oh nuts."
(I also am trying to make you a mod.)

(I accepted)

She lightly snored.

(Noice)

Illy: "We should call Otty, to pick her up."

"Oh boy."

Illy: She slowly got on her knees.

"Ow."

Illy: "Oh, don't whine."

"Ow."

Illy slowly scooted around. "Like what ya see?"

"?"

Illy: She sighed. "Nevermind." She sat on his face.

"Help."

Illy: "You're unlucky I wore shorts under my skirt this time, bozo.'

"..............................................I...............have nothing to say.......................I might have been.............................please do not rip me to pieces........................."

Illum: "Norost tu chati?"

Nati: "He asked what you might've been."

"What.....exactly......does that mean? Oh. I might have been the one who made Illy sad. I feel bad now, please do not kill me."

Illum: "Naktu. Naktu, kisto Illy notries."

Nati: "My husband kindly requests you to never make my daughter sad again, or he rip you to shreds."

Illy: "Dad, you didn't have to do that..."

"I-I won't..."
*Nightshade starts to tear up.*

Illy: She went over to Nightshade. "S-Sorry.."

"It's fine."

Illy: She smooched his forehead.

"Mm!"

Illy: She hesitated, and kissed him on the lips.

"I'm tired..."

Illy: "Ah. Me too." She began to use his chest as a pillow, closing her eye.

"..."

Illy: She slowly fell asleep.

Alexa: "Weeeee..."

"This.....isss...niceeeeee."

Alexa: "Yeaaaaah, like me and Ottyyyyy...first, we're cuuuuddlin...then, ya stick yer...yer...I forgot."

"..."

She tried to stand up, but fell over again

"Help."

Alexa: "IIIIIIII'm...comin.'

"?"

Alexa: She slowly crawled to them, making a horrendous scraping noise of metal.

"It hurts."
"MY NONEISTENT EARS!"
"I meant the sound, not Illy laying on my fluffy stomach."

Illy was still sound asleep. She really looked quite adorable.

Alexa: "Calm...dooown.c

"..."
"This is nice."

She looked...happy in her sleep.

Alexa: "Eh...shutting down." She lied on the floor, asleep.

"Cute."
"AW!"

She squeezed his chest.

"Mmmmmm..."
(I made a new one, but you can still do this one if you want.)

(I'll stick with this)

A while later, they both woke up.

Alexa stretched, yawning. "Ah, that was a great time."

Illy opened her eye. "Hey. Your chest is nice."

"Yeah."
"MMPH!"

Illy: "I could use a love potion."

"Pewhaps."
"NMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPH!"

Illy: "Then he could squeeze my- uh, I think your friend wants you off."

"Oh. My bad."
*Spirit flops off. Nightshade gasps for air.*

Illy: She knealt down to Nightshade. "You good?"

"Yeah..."

Illy: "Alright." She lied on his chest, and sighed sadly.

"..."

Illy: "Why are ya silent?"