Well... Ya know ... Being a fake president is hard when your brain no longer works and you're trying to get WWIII started while trying to collapse the economy. It's just exhausting and thankless work.
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF JOE; ASLEEP IN THE BASEMENT; WAKE UP JOE!!! ITS TIME TO PLAY PRESIDENT; 10 MINUTE SPEECH 3 SCRIPTED QUESTIONS; OK JOE... GO BACK TO SLEEP... ZZZZZZ
