pertfectly not based on no game no life

Null: "Well, shit."
(/Dead Cells\)

Dioxie: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!":

*Prisoners' Quarters*
((Dead Cells has no fall damage))

-falling-

*Null quickly hits the floor, and is unharmed*

-she's abt to hit the floor aswell-

Null: "You'll be fine."

-she hits the floor-
"jeez ik ik-"

Null: "So, this is the world of Dead Cells... Very dangerous."

"eek-"

Null: "But... Whatever. Let's go."
*Null starts sprinting towards a giant skeleton*

-she pulls out the Flamethrower Turret-

*Null summons a flying, living sword with a single eye which starts attacking enemies*

-lsets the monster on fire

*the sword doesn't light on fire, but the enemy starts burning*

-silent

-follows-

*Null rolls into a small hole, and comes back out a few seconds later with something in his pocket*

:0

Null: "Take some weaponry!"

"ight!" -she took the flamethrower Turret

Null: "Take all you can get! Every little bit helps!"

"IGHT!" -she took the Money Shooter aswell-

*Null is in the next room, fighting a bunch of monsters*

-staring at the monster in the other room

*it's a pink monster, throwing grenades at Null*

-following

*Null then starts running towards a normal door*

-following

*Null opens the door, revealing a small room with nothing in it, besides another door*

"where are we-?"

*Null walks over to and opens the other door, revealing a room with 4 large pipes, each containing 5 weapons*

"oo-

*Null presses a button on one of the pipes, which makes all of the weapons come out, but the rest of the weapons in the other pipes disappear*
*Nutcracker, Money Shooter, Assault Shield, Flamethrower Turret, and Serenade*
*Null takes the Nutcracker, Assault Shield, and Serenade*

Minus:...shit..well im in mario

"YUP!

Minus: Lets see if hes in peach's castle

-nods-

Minus:(runs to peach's castle)

-follows

Minus:(opens the castle doors)...hello?

-no one

Minus:(pushes door all the way open and starts walking through the castle)".....HELLO?......ANYBODY?.....MARIO?....PEACH?...
wonder where they went"

Dioxie: -follows- "?"

Minus:...Somethings wrong

"ye"

Minus: wait...if we in mario.....can we meet mario?

"i don't really know but you got an intresting question there-

(the endless stair music plays https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7wp3rzAdwT8 )

Minus:...hmm

"mmm-

Minus:...something tells me bowser's behind this

-same

Minus:...well time to blj there LETS GO! (runs to the endless staircase)

-nods and follows-

Minus: alright time to try to blj (starts backwards long jumping on the stairs. after a few attempts minus goes really fast on the stairs and disappears)

"oh no-

-she got shocked and tries to follow him

(she starts to run up the endless staircase. which you cant get to the end unless you have 80 stars or blj up)

Dioxie: "WELL AT LEAST YOU AREN'T ALONE BIG BRO-

Minus: well at least this game aint hard

"ye-

Minus:...

"anyways lets go!

Minus: Ok! (starts running around and jumping)

-follows

Minus: (jumping and making mario noises) "OH MY GOD! If we collect 100 coins...do you think we get a extra life?"

"I HAVE NO IDEA!" -following behind you-

Minus:..wait.....LETS FIND A SET OF STAIRS!