pertfectly not based on no game no life

Charlie: I HATE GETTING SUCKED INTO PLACES!

???: "cool! Since you guys are SparkleCat123 YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST PLAYERS IN HERE HUH?"

Charlie: Yeah.

???: "ALRIGHT ALL YOU GUYS DO IS TO BEAT ME! THE GOD OF THIS GAME! TO GET OUTTA THIS!"

Charlie: okay?

???: "ANYWAYS BYE!" -they disspear and you and Dioxie stopped floating and starts falling

Dioxie: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Charlie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-someone randomly appears and starts falling togeather with you and Dioxie-
???: "HUH GOT SUCKED UP HERE HUH!?"

Charlie: YA THINK!?

???: "ALRIGHT CHILL WOULD YA!"
-you, Dioxie and ??? started floating to the ground slowly-

Charlie: This is confusing

Dioxie: "yeah"
???: "WELLCOME THE THE GAME!

Charlie: :0

???: "yup! the game! hence you two are *insert your username* isn't it?!

Charlie: Yeah, I'm SparkleCat123

Minus:...shit..well im in mario

"YUP!

Minus:(runs to peach's castle)

-follows

Minus:(opens the castle doors)...hello?

-no one

Minus:(pushes door all the way open and starts walking through the castle)".....HELLO?......ANYBODY?.....MARIO?....PEACH?...
wonder where they went"

Dioxie: -follows- "?"

Minus:...Somethings wrong

"ye"

Minus: wait...if we in mario.....can we meet mario?

"i don't really know but you got an intresting question there-

(the endless stair music plays https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7wp3rzAdwT8 )

Minus: Lets see if hes in peach's castle

-nods-

Minus:...hmm

"mmm-

Minus:...something tells me bowser's behind this

-same

Minus:...well time to blj there LETS GO! (runs to the endless staircase)

-nods and follows-

Minus: alright time to try to blj (starts backwards long jumping on the stairs. after a few attempts minus goes really fast on the stairs and disappears)

"oh no-

-she got shocked and tries to follow him

(she starts to run up the endless staircase. which you cant get to the end unless you have 80 stars or blj up)

Dioxie: "WELL AT LEAST YOU AREN'T ALONE BIG BRO-

Minus: well at least this game aint hard

"ye-

Minus:...

"anyways lets go!

Minus: Ok! (starts running around and jumping)

-follows

Minus: (jumping and making mario noises) "OH MY GOD! If we collect 100 coins...do you think we get a extra life?"

"I HAVE NO IDEA!" -following behind you-

Minus:..wait.....LETS FIND A SET OF STAIRS!