(No ERP or romance, joke is fine)

Idiot: Ayo can I join

Angel: dear it´s better if u step on it with full force

DoyOP4: “Yes, destroy him. Tom Nook is an evil puppet master controlling you with ridiculous taxes.” *pauses* “I’m kidding, he’s a really nice guy. I met him.”

???: -_- *continues pummeling the plush*

DoyOP4: “What are you doing that?”

???: ¶ &@*π &¶∆
(I hate him)

DoyOP4: “Why?”

???: ©•|π©
(Scams)

DoyOP4: “That I can understand.”

???: *after he finished attacking the plushie, he starts reading "Dragonslayer" (the Wings of Fire book)*

*DoyOP4 walks away*

Junt: "Get em! Get em!"

Polus: ?!?!

*Myla's Song gets a bit more distorted*

Polus: ?!?!

*they look away and the song goes back to normal*

Polus: ...

*their body starts very slowly fading away*

Polus: ...?!

*they don't care*

Polus: ...

???: "And then when you're done, let's bury me tooooooo..."

???: Ok

*the set of eyes starts spinning around ???*

???: ...

*they get faster and faster*

???: ...

*everything just stops existing*

???: Bruh

*like an rat ?*

???: No >:(
Where the quickity quack stigle stack am I?!

*an artistic void*

???: GOOOGGOAGIAVHAVHVSUVAYHVAVYJAHIGOGOGOGOOGGOAGOAGOAGOGOAGOAGOAGOGOAGAGOGAGOGAPOGAGOGOAGOAGOGO

*both little demons' mouths open straight upwards and become Minecraft beacons*

???: 😶

*they explode if they shut their mouth*

???: Gog

*it happens to everybody on the planet*

???:

??:

???: No.

??: "S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . "

Polus: hmm...

*there's some music playing*

Polus: Wha..?

*it's Myla's Song*

Polus: Who...? Uh...

(( https://youtu.be/pHjsJq0mLwQ ))

(OHHH)
Polus: Huh...

Perish: "I just enjoy that."

Polus: WHO ARE YOU?!

*they just stand there*

Polus: ...

Perish: "That's just a really creepy drawing..."

Polus: *sighs* oh...

*the 'drawing' turns to face Polus*

Polus: *unnerved* uhh....

*the 'drawing' stares at Polus*

Polus: *hisses*

*the eyes of the 'drawing' flash white for a moment*

*looks around*
???: Wow, VERY artistic 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

*there are actually a bunch of seemingly unused papers everywhere that weren't visible before, and the white eyes are actually just a really good drawing*

???: Huh...

*the papers are slightly glitching out*

???: *sigh*

*?? reappears with a million pencils*

???: Hmm?

*?? drops all of the pencils, and they all point in a random direction and go to a random position in the void*

???: !?

*?? walks over to a paper and pencil and quickly begins drawing*

???: Hmm...

*?? focuses really hard on drawing*

???: *watches*

*??? can't see the drawing at all*

???: *taps foot on the ground*

*the paper disappears*

???: ...?

*?? continues drawing, despite the paper being gone*

???: *shakes* FAYJCAGJCHNAVNHAVNHAHVAJJGGKGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGKGUGUAUGGUAGUGUAGUAGUAUGUAGUAGUGAHGAUGAUGUAGUAGUAGUAGUAUGUAGUAGUAGU

??: "S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . S T I M U L A T E Y O U R S E N S E S . 6 G U M ."

???: Hah! Too slow!

??: "6 G u m ."
*the planet explodes*
how it feels to chew 6 gum

???: Cum

??:

???: Balls.

*?? pulls out the anti horny gun*

???: I am child, I was talking about balls, not balls.

??: "The s u s balls, or the b oun ce?"

???: Bounch

??: "Okey."

???: Coom

??: *indecipherable sounds*

???: G.I.V.E.U.S.Y.O.U.R.B.A.L.L.S.

*they get teleported into a complete void*

???: Wat?

*scarily distorted music is playing*

???: REEeEEEEEEeE3 *tears nook apart *

Junt: "YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

???: REEEEEEEEEEEEE

*one of Junt's children jumps at the*

???: ?

*the meaning the demon thing*

???: *hisses*

*Junt's little demon starts biting everything*

???: ...?

*it bites the other little demon dragon looking thing*

???: Have I ever told you my name...?

??: "No."

???: Oh, well, I'm Polus....

??: "I'm Perish, Peril's long lost brother."

(WoF?!)
??: Nice to meet you...

((I know literally NOTHING about WoF))
Perish: "Nice to meet you too."

((then who tf is Peril?! She has a brother, who is lost! (Actually, he is with a human/scavenger rn, What a weird coinsidence...?!)
Polus: *smile*

((Peril is a friend of Deat. I'll make a post in a couple of days showing all three of them off. It is just a coincidence. I promise.))
*Perish smiles*

((ye, bit sussy))
Polus: *Looks around*

*there are just a bunch of papers and pencils everywhere, and a few pencil sharpeners*

(He said Yes to hollow knight and hohoho)
Polus: ...

*Perish starts falling*

Polus: ?!

*everything starts falling*

Polus: *nods*

Perish: "It's good song."

Polus: *nods*

*Peril appears very far away in the void*

Polus: ?

*he's standing completely still*

Polus: ?

*he glitches out every now and then*

Polus: Who are you...?

*he doesn't answer*

???: B.A.L.L.S.

*a set of 8 massive, white eyes appears from the darkness and just stares at them*

???: Helo

*it doesn't do anything*

???: Why you no talk?

*Junt's little demon has been there the whole time*
??: ((Junt's little demon)) "Pale, puny being. You stand no chance against the God Of Gods..."

???: Lol

*it's actually around -13 degrees Fahrenheit in the void*

((okay, mirrons can withstand cold/hot tempuratures))
???: Gog

??: "Hold on."
*?? disappears*

???: *hisses*

*it screeches like a nail moving against a whiteboard*

???: *covers their ears*

*it gets louder and louder with every passing second*

???: *loud, demonic scream*

*Junt's little demon's mouth eventually starts glowing bright white*
*Junt is eating 5 Gum*
((Stimulate Your Senses))

((lol))
???: ...?!

*how it feels to chew 5 Gum*
*it explodes and survives*
*stimulate your senses*

???: SCREEEEEEEEEEEE

*minecraft beacon*

Polus: *sighs*

???: "Was it..?"
*they fade out of existence*

Polus: ?!

Perish: "Did the drawing die AGAIN?"

Polus: *shrugs*

*Perish looks up*
Perish: "Oh. It did."

Polus: hmm..
(What should I ask Talking ben?)

((if it has ever heard of Hollow Knight))
Perish: "Eh."

Polus: *shrugs*
(Whatelse?)

((how many pounds of human skin it's consumed))
*Perish falls asleep*