Gentlemen, it is with great pleasure to inform you that

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday 🎂 🥳

Happy Birthday, even though I hate you.

Happy Birthday🎂🥳

No one asked about ur birthday either
(Walked right into that one$

No one asked for you tell me you didn't care

I didn’t tell you I didn’t care

Because nobody asked for you to say that you didn't care

Refer to the comment above for your brain-cell lacking argument please.

You said that you didn't tell me that you didn't care. That's because nobody asked for you say that you didn't care

…proving your argument invalid, just like your birth certificate

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