guess what guys make fun of the emojis all you want I don't care. I'm gonna pretend I'm okay with it and laugh it off or smth

💅💅💅THE REALLY WEIRD CONVERSATION AT LUNCH💅💅💅

💅💅💅💅💅💅OKAY SO a bit of background information. I have two friends, let's call them Ellie and Heather. Ellie sometimes brings in trail mix for lunch and heather always steals her chocolate chips from it. and a couple of days ago heather said "can I have a nut" and we all started laughing bc it sounded sus and then Ellie was like "have two nuts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" 💅💅 anyways so then today heather brought in some trail mix for Ellie bc she's always snatching Ellie's and then at lunch she gave Ellie this box of trail mix and me and Ellie realized that everything was coated with some powder but heather just said it was bc the almonds were powdery. anyways so ellie eats some and heather reveals that for April fools she put chili powder in it but ellie didn't taste it at all and she said that she guesses that she likes spicy chocolate XD💅💅💅💅💅💅💅 SO this is the story part- so basically I remembered the nut thing from yesterday and I said "....heather do you want a sPICY NUT-" AND I REALIZED HOW MUCH I UNDERESTIMATED THE AMOUNT OF SUS THAT SOUNDED LMAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO AND WE WERE LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND T H E N Ellie asked heather why she put chili powder in it (I'm still laughing bc im just b U i L t like that so I'm like sobbing in the corner) and then she said again that it was bc it was a prank and Ellie said "she's trying to SPICE ME UP" and we were all like 👁👁 AND SHE REALIZED HOW WEIRD THAT SOUNDED SO AT THIS POINT IM ACTUALLY LIKE C R Y I N G LMAO 😭😭😭 💅💅💅💅💅 and I tried to calm myself down and I said in the most un-sus way possible "...she tried to ignite your tongue" and then ellie had the brilliant decision of saying "yeah, r o m a n t i c a l l y -" AND EFJHGEHGDFHJEHJGERHGFJHEGFJHERGFHJERGF 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 💅💅 okay if you dont get this ig it was like a you had to be there moment but I wanted to share this with yall bc I was laughing really really hard and it's one of those things where im still sobbing from it like 3 hours later

💅💅💅💅💅💅💅the end💅💅💅💅💅💅💅

how many times do you need to paint your nails.

imagine looking at the slowly decreasing amount of nails in my story times and seeing those instead of the actual story XDDD

Imagin having friends

lol

this is a certified horny conversation

ew

"do you want a spicy nut?"

IM IN TEARS

WHY AM I BACK H E R E

IDK

WHy

IDKKK

BRO 💀

LMAO

HELP IM SHEDDING TEARS RN

This was 5 months ago

your point?

Why reply noe

Now

idk

I was looking for something

Ok

mhm

LMAO I MEANT AN ALMOND

synonyms: balls, testicles, pre-birth child preservers, cream puffs etc.

oh

LMAO

lol

i remember seeing this and i was like

"I AINT READING ALL THAT"

LMAO TOUGH

time to read

its kinda a "you had to be there" moment

and these friends literally decided to ignore me in school ever since we started high school

BRO IM DYING NOW F**K YOU

L friends tho

WHAT LMAO

i literally got so so sad i was quietly crying to myself when i was alone for a while bc of it idk i was just really close with them

I INVITED THEM TO MY DANCE RECITALS A N D INVITED THEM TO MY HOUSE

are u genuinely sad about it or can i make a joke

common friends L

im not sad anymore so its fine

ME PERSONALLY IM GOING TAKING THE FOOD AND LEAVING

LMAOOOO

one Aldis trip later

whar

LMAO KGHKGHKOGGUfPC 💀💀💀💀💀💀
“ y e a h r o m a n t i c a l y” 💀💀💀💀

LMAOAAOAOOAOAOAO 💀💀💀💀💀💀

am i the o n l y one w h o thinks d- nvm ima go to memechat

NOOOOOO 💀💀💀

oop 💀💀

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Who just says "want a spicy nut?"

LMAOAOAAOOOAOAOAO

Imagine if the teachers heard you.

"Child are you ok"

IDK

Lmao

ME IG

ITS IMGFLIP ETTIQUETTE TO UPVOTE COMMENTS YOU REPLY TO

FR

PLUS IT HELPS YOU SEE WHAT COMMENTS YOUVE READ OR NOT AND IT GIVES POINTS DOESNT IT

Ever since I learned, Its a natural instinct for me. I just do it now.

Exactly

and when I dont bc I am forced to log off I get really unsettled 😭

Same. It just feels wrong to not do it.

yeah

Plus it makes you seem cool lol

yes

Even though its one upvote

yep

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shush

no
end of conversation

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XDDDD

That's a little sus-

sus

Wait, you upvote comments you reply to???

OFC I ALWAYS DO

SAME. ITS LIKE NO ONE DOES IT ANYMORE

IKR