Little thing for April fools

Destroyer drone dragnoc: the cartdrige looks weird but the store said it’s real so ima just *starts*

*The title screen shows up*

*he goes to new game*

*You are given two options.*
[Organic life: Fight your way to find the truth of the company, or kill all who oppose you, and be exiled.]
[Drone: Hunt the organic down at night, or help them to find the truth of your parents...]

*drone* I want to follow my roots as a drone

[Insert generic Uzi ranting about organic life here.]

(Lol) ok this seems normal

*The Anti-piracy screen shows up*
[Slow down there, sure yeah, this is free, but not published to the public because it's being built, if you tell Nintendo about this, Cam will cut your throat. (っ ◔◡◔) っ]
{Song playing: https://youtu.be/IlouAA8mRZo}
*The song is a f**king banger*

I KNEW THIS CARTDRIGE WAS A SCAM! IMA GIVE THE SHIPPER A PEICE OF MY MIND

(Happy {Late} April fools)
[Story complete.]

What-

(That's the end of the story, also, don't forget to upvote if you enjoyed the snipet of story.)

Minus: HAHA! (fards)

*The first cut scene begins.*
??: Decades ago, the nuclear power plant blows up, since then, its been cold as shit out, but I can't argue, it was like experiencing seeing snow for the first time in your life. And a few weeks ago, some sort of pod crash landed here, and out came four drones that looked like the workers, but I still have to figure out what the help is going on, end of audio log.

Minus:...

*You are then thrown into the game, but no tutorial.*

Minus: huh ok then guess ill learn myself (presses the A button)

[https://youtu.be/Ux0YNqhaw0I]
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Minus:Ok A is the gun
(presses B)

*Its the Anti piracy screen.*
[Slow down there recruit, sure yeah, this is free, but not published to the public because its being built, if you tell Nintendo about this, Cam will cut your throat. (っ ◔◡◔) っ]
{Song playing: https://youtu.be/IlouAA8mRZo}
*The song is a f**king banger*

Minus:..ok then

*The title shows up.*

Minus: Yees

*You have a few options*
[NEW GAME.]
[SETTINGS.]
[ONLINE.]

Minus: Alright (picks settings)

*Just your average settings: Audio, subtitles, gamma, all the sorts.*

Minus: ok (backs out and goes to online)

*A little lock on it jingles, maybe you should begin a new game.*
(This is actually the {Partly} complete connection between the worker drone/Disassembly Drone RPs)

Minus: ok (picks New game)

*You are given two options.*
[Organic life: Fight your way to find the truth of the company, or kill all who oppose you, and be exiled.]
[Drone: Hunt the organic down at night, or help them to find the truth of your parents...]

Minus: (picks organic)

Military Jacob: Lets do this

Adult Jacob: You know this is illegal right

Military Jacob: Who cares?