any rp is okay erp in meme chat

Elias: Hello young man.

(also wouldn't erp be pedophilia?)

depends o age of ur oc)

(32 lol)

then yes it would cuz he's 15)leven: ... hi

Elias: I guess I'm your babysitter today. I'll stay out of your way if you want me to.

leven: meh i don't do much till night time

Elias: How late are you allowed up?

leven: untill 10:00 o clock

Elias: I expected that. Do I need to pick up some pizza for dinner or something?

leven: i don't know but likely 6 o clock it where we should go get dinner

Simp: *thinks* im pretty sure im the age of this kid... *talking* hello?

*Sits down and watches tv*

Junt: "Yeah, I can take care of people. I take care of murderous children for a living, after all."

Cole: uuuh Oki!

Shadow: *age: 17* hello

Angel:ummm hi *goes to high school*

Makane: *blink blink* You seem old enough to handle yourself but ok

[ Zong ( top ) ] ( age - 20 )
"ah i see.."
[ Pizzy ( bottom ) ] ( age - 6 )
-playing with her plush-

Loaf- ;-;... Umm... oki

leven: nice name well im leven

Loaf- ok..

the dad: alright we'll leave you to him

Loaf- oo-o--o-oki

leven: so mum and dad left you here to take care of me

Loaf- Im Being forced to babysit by my own Sister

leven: my parents won't let me be home alone witch is why your here

Loaf- I dont get payed enough and i took this job.. look i can tell your insane and crazy- Im also Liek that... But Please... IM BEGGING YOU... I Dont wanna commit... that

leven: ok i'll see what i can do

Loaf- Thank you...

leven: any way whats your name?

Loaf- The Names Loaf

Shay: *Looks at him* Uhh..
Reece: ..Mk, I guess..

zach: this is kinda weird, but im getting paid

you draw that cuz it look amazing) leven: huh?

zach: hey kiddo i am ur baby sitter (its a digital art i did of my stand and me)

ah ok still cool though) leven: yup and this is 30th time this week we got a bay sitter

zach: what the hell

leven: my parents just don't trust me thats all other wise its because people think im crazy

zach: well at least ur not the only crazy person

leven: luckily but its still annoying when the baby sitter runs away after my nightly snacking

zach: well im not ur average babysitter, actually im not even a babysitter, ur parents just rolled up with a wod of cash and said watch our kid

leven: seems like them but at least your not even a baby sitter

zach: nah im just a guy with a bizzare origin

leven: ...
in his head: *intense breathing* what the f**k man

samantha: *sits down* hey the names samantha and dont worry my dad is awkward

leven: *inhale* ok remind me why i haven't made my caffeine yet

samantha: idk i just got here

leven: i know *walks to the kitchen*

samantha: ummm ok then *starts doing homework*
zach: good kid

leven: *comes back wif coffee*

samantha: oh hey *continues homewok*

leven: hi * leh big sip*

*zach checks in on yall*
zach: good kids

leven: i see of course im moraly just a gamer at day at night im a security guard for a mall

zach: im a stand user that has killed gods

leven: oh intresting

zach: yeah its a weird life

leven: im sure anyway who are you

zach: well im zach, i am a guy with a daughter who is 14 and i also am buff man

leven: ah ok well im leven and im 15 i don't know why i stated my age it just felt right

zach: u know what *calls someone* samantha come make friends
samantha: but dad im doing my homework
zach: bring it here then
samantha: fine im coming *hangs up*

leven: who was that

samantha: *appears* alright dad im here
zach: hey kiddo meet leven he is a weird kid like u

leven: and i realize i put French vanilla in my coffee

samantha: ok?

leven: there wasn't supposed to be any thing in it i have failed my self

samantha: oh calm down u big baby

leven: no

samantha: *throws her shoe at him*

leven: owww what was that for

samantha: calm down or the other shoe comes flying

leven: i refuse

samantha: *throws her other shoe*

leven: owww

samantha: oh quit whining, u so soft

leven: why thank you
thank you pickeles cage YOUR WELCOME CITIZEN)

samantha: what

leven: thank you

samantha: ur weird, ur my friend now