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💅💅💅THIS KID AT DANCE💅💅💅

💅💅💅💅💅SO. there's this kid at dance, let's call her Bea. 💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅 one of my earliest memories of her was back in kindercombo when she would sit down on the side and cry all the time. so 2 years after that, she joins competition. and I remember that we barely talked, but I guess she saw me as a friend, because she asked my mom if I wanted to join competition with her. I was sort of a dependent child, and I couldn't even tie my own bun in second grade, my family didn't have the money and time for team, and I wanted to prove to myself that I didnt have to pay extra to be a good dancer. so I declined. 💅💅💅 anyways. the years pass by, and she slowly gets meaner, because the kids in team are lowkey toxic ngl 💅💅💅💅💅💅 and anyways, there are these 2 7th graders in my level, and they are kinda mean when bea is around but they're much nicer when she's not, even though they are total flextapes and they think they're really cool and stuff. 💅💅💅💅 so today, I'm 3rd in line when we're going across the floor, and bea and the 7th graders are behind me. bea looks up and realizes that she'll have to partner up with -EW- ME!!!! 🤢 she made a disgusted face and like went behind the 7th graders. they noticed, and I dont know if it was because THEY didnt wanna go with me or because they're like MAN UP >:O 💅💅💅💅 but they pushed her ahead of them and she walked over and was like H I . and I simply said "bruh" but inside I felt really hurt and I was screaming "QUEEN DONT COME IN HERE LIKE hI. BC YOU LITERALLY JUST TRIED TO AVOID BEING NEAR ME WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS BEFORE WHY DID THAT CHANGE" and I almost cried right there. and then she said we're doing groups of three so she pushed me ahead and even though my group was halfway across the floor, I went anyways. 💅💅💅💅💅💅

💅💅💅💅💅💅💅AND WHENEVER I DO SOMETHING SHE LOOKS AT ME AND LAUGHS AND SAYS "[JEAN] LOOK" and she's like DEL DO IT AGAIN and so I always say "no. it happens when it happens" 💅💅💅💅💅💅💅 BUT IT HURTS SO MUCH I CANNOT ANYMORE 🥺

💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅the end💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅

turkish speedrun (1:30 WORLD RECORD)

what

Don't try and be mean. Be super patronizing to her. Like, treat her kinda like you would if she were autistic. Again, not in a mean way. Be like, sickeningly nice.

and ask her if she's big into feet, and if she likes goats
and goat feet

“If she were autistic”
Shit got me bustin out laughin bro lmfao

Thank you, I thought it was funny XD

LMAO

okay first off, I wouldn't be mean, I only snapped once and all I said was "WHY ARE YOU LIKE LOOKING AT ME ALL THE TIME" because how else would they know every move I make

but also, that's like, w e i r d and she'll just be meaner to me but the goat feet is funny

It's supposed to be weird
but you have to be 100% confident with it
if you feel weird about it it won't work XD

yes, the goat feet is funny

I have -∞% confidence so tough

goat feet

let the goat feet give you confidence then

goat feet give me s t r e n g t h

yeah

ask her if she likes goat feet

no

you know you want to

no

and if she asks why, just say "you just seem like the kind of person that would"

LMAO

WHERE DOES THE BITCH LIVE

idk

I SAID
W H E R E

I 👏 DONT 👏 KNOW 👏

where is ur dance *draws knife*

I am not gonna tell you for more than one reason

I’ll only kill bea

no

PLEASE???

N O

awe 🥺

wha-

potato

potahto

patatoe

patota

cmon

no

PLEASE

N O

then u kill her

w h y

cuz she a bitch

yall have like no chill

just bc she's not that great to me doesnt mean I have to kill her

yes it does dummy

no it doesnt

but u r

A . N I C E . M S M G . U S E R

ur special

the frack 💀

its true dont lie
think about this hell hole for a moment

and

idk i jsut want them ded

rude

do u think ill ever care

probably not

EXACTLY
*slaps a clip into magnum*

What the

Well u won’t tell me

yep

Wah

wah

Tell

no

Fine 😡

sir

no need to get a n g r y

YEs ThERe IS

nO

I give up
Ur bullying by excluding info

*sobs* im a monster

IRONIC

how

I’m asking for the address to ur dance place to comment gruesome murder

N O

I’m not gunna ask cuz the only way at this point is forcibly extract info

oh

XD

xd

MURDER

I think not

just gimme her info

uh no

:C

c:

fine *sobbing af*

don't sob

SOB

NO

LMFOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOA

I-

Your storytime shit wouod be 10x better it you didn’t use the nail emoji
Everything else is fine except the nail emoji

Ummm no, the nail emoji is iconic

trust me, I would have stopped using it a l o n g time ago but I couldn't bring myself because thats what makes the story times funny and iconic

it makes it less likable

well maybe it makes y o u less likable /j /j /j /j im sorry 🥺

i forgive you you're fine-

THANKS JSHGDHSSHJGH 😭😭

i'm already unlikable

NOOOOOOOOO I DIDNT MEAN THAT IM S O R R Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y

no you're fine

NO IM NOT FINE 😭😭😭😭😭 I FELT LIKE REALLY BAD FOR SAYING THAT IM SORRY

you're ok-

NO IM NOT IM SORRY YOURE LIKABLE DGJDFGDH 🥲🥲🥲🥲