YOU BOOT UP MINECRAFT; IT SAYS "MINCERAFT" ON THE TITLE SCREEN; YOU'RE FEELING LUCKY AND THEREFORE BOOT UP A HARDCORE WORLD; THE FIRST THING YOU SEE IS YOURSELF SUBMERGED UNDERWATER. BEHIND YOU IS A RUINED PORTAL AND LAND. YOU DIG 5 BLOCKS DOWN AND FIND IRON; YOU FIND AN 8-VEIN OF DIAMONDS AT Y=14; WHEN YOU'RE BACK UP IT'S NIGHT WITH; YOU SEE A FAMILIAR HILL AND FIGURE; "Wait a minute, I haven't eaten anything- I HAVE NO HUNGER BAR"; YOU SEARCH GOOGLE AND SEE CREEPYPASTAS, AND THEN GOOGLE ASKS FOR YOUR LOCATION.
