*happy music* (Yacko's world [of crime])
Insurance fraud
Kidnapping
Arson
And perjury
Some child abuse
Or an attempt!
Rape
Or a robbery
Extortion
Or forgery
An assault
Or maybe some theft!
An MIP
An aggravated assault
Or maybe you did some stalking
Literally anything
With illegal drugs
Or doing a white-collar crime
Harassment
Or hate crimes
With homicide
Wire Fraud
Or maybe
Some tax evasion
A DUI
Shoplifting
And sexual assault
Or pyramid schemes
You are a scum
Embezzlement
Fraud
And identity theft
Or bribery
Any kind
Of manslaughter
Or murder
Or probably
Incident exposure (i know it doesnt rhyme but im running out of crimes)
Probation violation
Or prostitution
Or public intoxication
Cyberbullying
Credit fraud
Vandalism
Or even disturbing the peace!
Child abandonment
Or pornography
Or some computer crimes
Racketeering
Or statutory rape
Aiding
Or laundering
And also some burglaring
And even a conspiracy!
Some open alcohol
Or every other fraud
Solicitation
Or disorderly conduct
. . .
Medical Marijana
Or domestic violence
And the final crime
That is a bad thing
Is CCOC
Source: https://www.findlaw.com/criminal/criminal-charges/view-all-criminal-charges.html?msclkid=cb80ef17b13e11eca60ed463c69c3228
