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Jesus was born a long time after a lot of the things were made. If god made those things, jesus cannot be god

Perhaps you will find this quote interesting:
“One thing we know from scripture is that God cannot be born. God did not come into existence but rather he has always existed. He did not come into existence from non-existence. He was not born and he was not created. He has always been even before there was a thing called time.” – Joshua Evans.

I'm pretty sure jesus was born

Yes, he was born, but because he is God, he existed even before he was born. Like it says in the quote.

I'm pretty sure jesus is the son of god though

Well, he is, but he is "begotten, not made." He was always the Son of God, God never "made" him.

*cracks debate knuckles*