PYRO:
I HAVE THE BEST ABILITY, I CAN AIRBLAST ROCKETS AND GRENADES, SO I CAN COUNTER DEMOS AND SOLDIERS, AND EASILY TAKE THEM OUT ALONG WITH THEIR TEAMATES IN A COUPLE OF BLASTS! SPY:
I HAVE THE BEST ABILITY, I CAN CLOAK AND I AM THE ONLY UNIT THAT CAN ONE HIT KILL WITH A STOCK WEAPON! HEAVY: YALL GOT USEFUL ABILITIES? SNIPER: I HAVE THE BEST ABILITY, I CAN THROW A BOTTLE OF PISS AT PEOPLE WHICH CAUSES THEM TO TAKE MINICRITS ON EVERY HIT! NOT TO MENTION THAT MOST OF MY WEAPONS WOULD CRIT WHENEVER THEY WOULD NORMALY CRIT.