No Op ocs or I’ll remove your kneecaps.

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Bring_Me_The_Indium
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Argh-O
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Aerus: "Huh..."

((Aerus was my very first OC, and I haven't used him in a while.))
[deleted]
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[The place would look like a train station, with large catwalks above. ]
Argh-O
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Aerus: "I kind of like this place already."
[deleted]
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" Ah, there's our train. "

[The 'train' would be cylindrical, with a single large window in a front and multiple small circular windows along it's sides, with a single door on it's side.]
Argh-O
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Aerus: "Woah..."
[deleted]
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[The small door would open.]

" Get in! "

[You'd also notice that the guide is wearing a bowler and has a pistol attached to his hip,]
Argh-O
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*Aerus walks in*
[deleted]
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[The train would be a bit cramped. ]

[The guide would sit down in a seat.]
Argh-O
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*Aerus sits down in a different seat*
[deleted]
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[A intercon would sound through the small train]

" Prepare for launch in 3, 2, 1. "
Argh-O
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*Aerus holds onto his seat*
[deleted]
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[You'd enter a tight elevator, barely big enough to fit 6 people.]
Argh-O
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Aerus: "I do not enjoy cramped spaces..."
[deleted]
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[The elevator would whir and begin to move downwards very quickly.]
Argh-O
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*Aerus feels like GPZ during that one attack where he falls from the ceiling*
[deleted]
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[The walls of the elevator would be semi-transparent, you could see that the inside of the large tower is hollowed out.]
Argh-O
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Aerus: "W o a h ."
[deleted]
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[The elevator would stop abruptly.]

" We're here, Hyperloop station no.3. "
Argh-O
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*Aerus accidentally makes a small dent in the floor of the elevator*
[deleted]
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" GOD- "

" Anyways, let's move. "
Argh-O
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*Aerus walks out of the elevator*

Aerus: "Sorry about that."
[deleted]
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“ Yes, it should be. “
Argh-O
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Aerus: "I don't know what makes that different from normal water."
[deleted]
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“ Damn. “
Argh-O
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*Aerus is trying to find a good place to stop the Sandpike without killing anybody*
[deleted]
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[The town would be quite similiar to Earth’s architecture, albeit, with different inhabitants.]
Argh-O
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Aerus: "Huh."
[deleted]
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“ Augh, it still hurts. “
Argh-O
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Aerus: "HOW THE HELL DO I PARK THIS THING!!??!?!?"
[deleted]
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“ JUST UH. “

“ THERE’S AN KEYHOLE ON THE SIDE. “
Argh-O
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*Aerus pulls out a Simple Key*
[deleted]
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[He’d grab a small pair of wires and connect them.]
Argh-O
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*Aerus just continues watching, still confused*
[deleted]
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[The engine would release a mechanical cough, and start up.]

“ Bingo. “
Argh-O
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*Aerus smiles with just his eye sockets*
[deleted]
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“ Okay, now to get to sho- Ow! “
Argh-O
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*Aerus tries to get it to shore*
[deleted]
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[The large steering wheel would be a bit slippery. ]
Argh-O
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*Aerus tries using solid Void to keep his grip on it*
[deleted]
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“ Well, we’re okay. “
Argh-O
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Aerus: "Yeah."
[deleted]
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“ Okay, and I think I hear a bunch of armored guards heading towards us- AAAAAAH! “

[He’d get up and run.]
Argh-O
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*Aerus stares in the opposite direction that the guide ran*
[deleted]
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[The guards would be similiar to the creatures you’ve seen, with armor, and holding large spears.]
Argh-O
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Aerus: "Nope."

*Aerus starts running away using just his arms*
[deleted]
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“ OH THERE YOU ARE! “
Argh-O
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Aerus: "No. Nope. Goodbye."
[deleted]
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“ WOAH- “
Argh-O
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*Aerus looks around*
[deleted]
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[It’s a generic roof.]
Argh-O
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Aerus: "Ok."
[deleted]
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[The guide would climb up a random ladder.]

“ Oh hey. “
Argh-O
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Aerus: "Hello again."
[deleted]
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“ NO, IT’S ME, THE GUIDE! “
Argh-O
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Aerus: "Oh."
[deleted]
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“ YEAH QUITE THE- “

[He’d jump over a crate]

“ PREDICEMENT, HUH? “
Argh-O
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Aerus: "Yep. And It's MY fault, not yours."
[deleted]
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“ HUH. “

[He’d quickly turn into an alleyway.]
Argh-O
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*Aerus jumps onto a building*
[deleted]
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“ I hope this works. “
Argh-O
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*Aerus puts the Simple Key into the keyhole*
[deleted]
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“ Yeah. “

[You’d catch glimpse of one of the alien beings walking by, again, humanoid, but bent legs and a shark-like head, grey fur.]
Argh-O
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*Aerus doesn't turn the key*
[deleted]
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“ WAIT WAIT WAIT- “

[The bike would crash into a wall and break through the wall.]
Argh-O
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((the key always turns by itself))
[deleted]
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oh

ok

“ WAIT WAIT WAIT WAI- “

[The bike begins to lean backward, and slow down.]
Argh-O
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Aerus: "The key always knows when to turn. It never let Hallownest down, and it never will."
[deleted]
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“ It tastes different. “
Argh-O
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Aerus: "I don't have a sense of taste."
[deleted]
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“ Oh. “
Argh-O
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Aerus: "I also actually don't speak English. I just have some sort of translator in my shell."
[deleted]
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“ Double oh. “

“ So, any ideas how we get to sho- “

[A large spear would hit one of the dishes in the front of the Sandpike.]
Argh-O
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Aerus: "A... spear?"
[deleted]
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“ Uh. “
Argh-O
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*Aerus attempts to pull the spear out of the dish*
[deleted]
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[It’d work.]
Argh-O
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*Aerus is somehow doing it kind of well*
[deleted]
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[The shore would be nearing in, and you could see who was throwing the spears.]

[Humanoid creatures, like those you met on the train ride here.]
Argh-O
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*Aerus draws angry eyebrows on his eyes with a marker*
[deleted]
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“ What happened? “
Argh-O
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Aerus: "The dudes that were on the train are the ones throwing spears at us."
[deleted]
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“ On the train? “

“ I thought it was outside. “
Argh-O
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Aerus: "I dunno."
[deleted]
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“ If you fall, I’m not pulli- “

[Another spear would miss the bike by nearly a meter.]
Argh-O
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*Aerus tries to catch it*
[deleted]
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“ Uh, I think we should get the engine working. “
Argh-O
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Aerus: "Me hitting it is probably what caused it to break down in the first place... This is my fault..."
[deleted]
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“ No, I’m pretty sure the bikes were overpriced anyway. “
Argh-O
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Aerus: "Do you know where these spears came from?"
[deleted]
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“ That town over there, probably. “

[He’d point at the town on the other side of the shore, moments before getting speared in the abdomen]

“ AUGH- “
Argh-O
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Aerus: "NO!!"
[deleted]
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“ DAMN IT- “
Argh-O
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Aerus: "Should I remove it?"
[deleted]
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“ No, that would cause me to bleed out faster. “

[He’d then try to reach the engine]
Argh-O
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*Aerus helps him reach the engine*
[deleted]
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[He’d open a small panel, when the bike’s radio would turn on.]

[It’d play music.]
Argh-O
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*Aerus just watches, confused*
[deleted]
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[The place looks like a normal hangar, with some blue lights here and there.]

[You'd see a tour guide approaching you.]
Argh-O
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Aerus: "Huh."
[deleted]
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" Hello there. I'd like to welcome you to Tal, explorer! "

" You will now receive instructions on how to enjoy this planet to it's FULLEST! "

[He'd hand you a small paper book]
Argh-O
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Aerus: "Ok."

*Aerus holds the small paper book*
[deleted]
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" To start off, don't feed the wildlife! "

" As simple as that. "

" Next, don't touch any flora that you find, it may or may not attempt to hurt you. "

[He'd continue to state obvious rules.]
Argh-O
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Aerus: "Okay."
[deleted]
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" And so, I assume you want to see the outside now, yes? "
Argh-O
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Aerus: "Yeah."
[deleted]
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" Alright, come with me. "
Argh-O
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*Aerus follows them slowly*
[deleted]
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[The train would launch, instantly going about 60 or so km/h, pushing your back into the seat.]
Argh-O
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Aerus: "Woah."
[deleted]
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[The train would suddenly begin to slow down.]

" Ah, almost there. "
Argh-O
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*Aerus repeatedly dips his finger into his own eye to continue writing*
[deleted]
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[The train would make a hard stop. ]

" JESUS! "
Argh-O
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*the liquid on Aerus' finger flies in the direction the train was moving upon stopping*
[deleted]
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" OI! "
Argh-O
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Aerus: "Sorry!"
[deleted]
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“ It’s fine, anyways, we’re at the Southern water resevoir! “
Argh-O
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*the liquid comes flying back at Aerus and hits him in the face*
[deleted]
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[The train would accelerate, and launch out of the station.]

[You could see the surrounding desert.]
Argh-O
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Aerus: "I wish Aelitinus were here to see this..."
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[You'd see something running far out in the desert, but you couldn't see any features on it.]

[It looked humanoid, but it's legs were bend in a similiar way to dogs.]
Argh-O
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Aerus: "What is that?"
[deleted]
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[The tour guide would look at him]

" We call those Sergals, they're the local fauna, from what we know. "

" They are civilized, sentient and intelligent, however, we haven't been able to dirrectly make contact with them as of yet. "
Argh-O
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Aerus: "Kind of like ancient vessels..."
[deleted]
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" Hm. "

[You'd also see some kind of vehicle speeding in the deserts, it looked like a bike, but with no wheels, instead, two large 'wings' extended forward and had large dishes on them. ]

[You'd also note that the vehicle was hovering above the sand. ]
Argh-O
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*Aerus is writing all of this is his stone journal*
[deleted]
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[The guide would get up from his seat]
Argh-O
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*Aerus just absorbs the liquid and then stands up*
[deleted]
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[On the other side of the lake, there’d be houses, aswell.]
Argh-O
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Aerus: "The Abyss didn't have any structures, besides the hills of corpses found everywhere."
[deleted]
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“ Hm, I never noticed those houses on the other side, maybe because of the fog that is here most of the time. “
Argh-O
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Aerus: "The Abyss is always covered in a black fog."
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[There’d be a small boat on the lake, maybe a fisherman. ]
Argh-O
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Aerus: "A boat?"
[deleted]
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“ Weird, you don’t see fishermen here much. “

“ Oh, and that town. “

“ We assume it’s the capital of the area, it’s a massive city, but we’re yet to colonize it. “
Argh-O
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Aerus: "Back in Hallownest there are no boats, or cars. Technology has gone too far, to the point where people don't walk as much as they used to..."
[deleted]
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“ What ‘re those? “
Argh-O
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Grimm: "They're like train stations, but different."
[deleted]
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“ Different? “
Argh-O
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Aerus: "Yeah."
[deleted]
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“ How so. “
Argh-O
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Aerus: "Well, Stags are living creatures. That's one difference."
[deleted]
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“ Ah, alright. “

[He’d then stare at the city beyond the lake.]
Argh-O
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Aerus: "Hallownest is actually a dead kingdom."
[deleted]
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“ Hm. “
Argh-O
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Aerus: "The fastest way to move was through the Stag Stations."
[deleted]
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“ What? “
Argh-O
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Aerus: "Stag Stations."
[deleted]
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[Outside the window near you, you can see a large machine with a pipe coming out of it, presumably extracting water from the large lake.]
Argh-O
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*Aerus picks up his journal and continues writing in it*
[deleted]
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“ Komm komm! “

[The guide would say.]
Argh-O
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*Aerus continues writing as he follows the guide*
[deleted]
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[The area would look like a small sea-side town.{
Argh-O
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Aerus: "This place looks WAY better than the bottom of the Abyss!"
[deleted]
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“ Yeah, hi. “
Argh-O
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Aerus: "I think we should be quiet."
[deleted]
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“ Intresting, say, would you like to find out what’s in that city? “
Argh-O
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Aerus: "Yeah."
[deleted]
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[The bike would accelerate and whiz off to the large river]
Argh-O
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*Aerus grabs it and holds onto it lightly*

((Aerus is really lightweight))
[deleted]
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[The water surface would be surprisingly clear]
Argh-O
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Aerus: "This is beautiful..."
[deleted]
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“ Yes, indeed. “
Argh-O
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Aerus: "For once I feel at peace..."
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“ … “
Argh-O
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*Aerus smiles*
[deleted]
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" Hm, I mean, we can go around, but I assume it'll be better if we take a Sandpike accross the water. "
Argh-O
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Aerus: "What's a Sandpike?"
[deleted]
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" One of those bikes you've seen. "
Argh-O
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Aerus: "How am I supposed to use a bike?"
[deleted]
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" It's simple, it works like a normal bike, it just hovers, and moves faster. "
Argh-O
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Aerus: "I can't use bikes. I don't have legs or feet."
[deleted]
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" Oh, alright, I'll drive, I assume. "
Argh-O
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Aerus: "Ok."
[deleted]
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" Now just to find one. "

[He'd look around]
Argh-O
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*Aerus basically stands on his fists instead of feet*
[deleted]
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[He'd find a rental station.]

" Alright. "
Argh-O
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Aerus: "Huh."
[deleted]
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“ I haven’t rode these things in a bit. “
Argh-O
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Aerus: "Huh. Do you remember how to operate it?"
[deleted]
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“ A bit. “
Argh-O
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Aerus: "Okay..."
[deleted]
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“ Halfway there. “

[The bike would release a mechanical cough.]
Argh-O
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Aerus: "What was that sound?"
[deleted]
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“ The hell? “

[He’d look at the engine.]

“ OH GOD! “
Argh-O
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Aerus: "And I can't fix things..."
[deleted]
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“ UH. “

[The engine would begin to release more coughs. ]
Argh-O
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*Aerus knows that he's probably going to die*
[deleted]
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“ WORK GO***AMN IT! “

“ TRY HITTING THE ENGINE! “
Argh-O
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*Aerus tries hitting the engine*
[deleted]
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[It’d begin to silent down.]
Argh-O
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Aerus: "Phew..."
[deleted]
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“ Yeah that was-“

[The engine would release one last cough, and the bike would begin to slow down.]
Argh-O
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Aerus: "OH SAWBLADES."
[deleted]
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“ OH SHIT! “
Argh-O
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Aerus: "I have forever and a day to live..."
[deleted]
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“ It’s just water, plus, these things take a while to drop to the ground, even without power. “
Argh-O
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Aerus: "Oh."
[deleted]
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“ Well uh, salt water, pretty deep too, considering how far we’re from the shore. “
Argh-O
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Aerus: "Salt water?"
[deleted]
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“ Nothing, probably. “
Argh-O
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Aerus: "Okay."
[deleted]
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[It’d make another loud noise, like gears clanking around the engine.]
Argh-O
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Aerus: "That doesn't sound very good..."
[deleted]
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“ I can’t hear ya! “

[The engine would begin smoking. ]
Argh-O
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Aerus: "That's DEFINITELY bad!"
[deleted]
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[A voice would sound through the compact spaceship]

" On our left, we can see the Tal Tourist centre, one of the biggest buildings constructed in human history. "
Argh-O
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Aerus: "Oooooh..."
[deleted]
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" As for where we are, we don't really know, we just called it 'The Great Desert of Tal', now please prepare for some mild turbulance. "
Argh-O
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Aerus: "That's really interesting..."
[deleted]
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[The small spacecraft would shake.]
Argh-O
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*Aerus holds onto something and almost accidentally breaks it*
[deleted]
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[You'd approach the large tower in the spacecraft, as it was preparing for a landing]
Argh-O
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Aerus: "I forgot just how strong my hands can be..."

((Aerus' strength is balanced by his lack of speed, so he's not really OP))
[deleted]
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[The spacecraft would dock into the large hangar]

" Welcome to Tal, you will be given instructions after you exit the craft]
Argh-O
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Aerus: "Okay..."
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You are an enthusiatic tourist, when you hear about the opening of a new tourist attraction on a planet named ‘Tal’. You buy the tickets for the trip there, and while flying down into what seems to be a barren desert, you see this humongous building, wdyd?